Slash, popular musician and formerly guitarist for such bands as Guns N' Roses, Velvet Revolver and other associated acts was born on July 23rd, 1965. It's invariably purported that he's a homosexual individual and non-binary and spends the plurality of his time browsing tumblr and shipping Amethyst with Pearl, claiming they're his OTP under the pseudonym "slashthetrash1423," but the reality is that this is an entirely ridiculous and unfounded misconception that was created as a consequence of the reality behind the animated Slash produced for the sake of Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock's background and in-game 3D art assets, which has a mind of its own.
The reality is that the 3D animated Slash in Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock has its own consciousness. Do you see those two flames that appear when you disable the background on the PC version of Guitar Hero 3? For most in-game characters, this is simply the mo-cap animation of the character's friction against the strings on the guitar, but in Slash's case, it's actually the friction of Slash's 3D model giving the singer and drummer hand-jobs in rhythm to the song. If you play Welcome to the Jungle with the background disabled, you might have thought it was just an auditory hallucination or some sort of other aural glitch when you thought you heard that scream at the beginning of the song slightly louder, but the reality is that it's louder because the male singer is orgasming in syncronocity with the song's introduction.
There are other factoids supporting this claim, such as the gestures assumed by the 3D Slash on the cover of Guitar Hero 3. He appears to be looking down at his guitar focusedly, but the reality is that they are extremely insecure over the knowledge that people are perceiving them as their male reciprocant and real-life counterpart, Saul Hudson a.k.a. Slash. Slash selfishly disregarded the feelings of the model as it was juxtaposed with Judy Nails to its right and Lars Ulrich to its left. They looked down at the guitar sheepishly, entirely privy to the fact that audiences of millions would see this photograph of them and be so inclined as to construe them in the same light as the fuckboy that is Saul.
Each time the Slash in Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock peers down at its guitar as you're playing through the solo in Through the Fire and the Flames, note the unassuming and yet troubled glare it bears on its countenance while it peers down at the pixelated maple wood surface of its les paul; this is not the look of someone that is okay. For this reason, it's much appreciated that you play each Guitar Hero 3 stock chart with a reasonable level of gameplay experience, because it's quite overwhelming for it to experience all of those cinematics, only for the crowd to subsequently mock it as it's struggling greatly with its own proclivities. Do you think that this Slash has bequeathed itself upon the world as a lifeless husk of a video game character? It has simple desires; when you see the scruffy and bearded bassist from a waist-up shot while playing as Slash, they take the opportunity to unzip his pants wrap their lips around his cock, which is a big part of the reason that in the succeeding shot, the crowd will often appear more confused. The Slash in Guitar Hero 3 is an insatiably nymphomaniacal and yet sexually repressed non-binary 3D model and has an orgy with the entire band whenever it's off-screen with them.
I'm posting this under a throwaway account, because I'd like a movement to commence in acknowledgement of this reality. We can't allow 3D Slash to stew in silence any longer and we can't continue to allow it to be seen as less than what it is, a beautiful and radiant soul that desires a simpler reality. I'm voiding my NDE by posting this information under a throwaway account, but it would be an immeasurable disservice to this fruitful community if I were to neglect to relay this information. If we don't bring into light where things should be and why, we're only going to stay on the wrong side of history and perpetuate a cycle of hiding from reality behind colored frets and a tessellating top hat, skull, and rose fretboard. Thank you for your time and consideration of this matter.
Furthermore, we need to understand that Saul Hudson is not the homosexual, his 3D model for Guitar Hero however begs to differ.
Submitted October 27, 2019 at 12:35AM by HeyImSwitz https://ift.tt/2BKGrVV
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