Sunday, December 16, 2018

Weekly Trolling Report (12/9/18 - 12/16/18)

Greatest negative Δk for this week: -6325 with 36 posts, by /u/Californea_for_trump
[Δk or "delta k" refers to the total change in karma]
Lowest average karma per comment: -375 with 1 posts, by /u/x4Quick_scoper20x


#1

Author: /u/californea_for_trump Avg. this week = -176 per comment
Score: -818
Subreddit: /r/ShitMomGroupsSay

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tbh it does say "first aid antiseptic" on it. how bad could it be? It probably cleans really well, and definitely isn't "poison" like this sub seems to be pretending it is for whatever reason 🤔

#2

Author: /u/MaelwennKoad Avg. this week = -85 per comment
Score: -710
Subreddit: /r/iamatotalpieceofshit

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pls no swearing or my dad will see it and take my internet away again and ill haev to use the sim card i store in my private parts again 。゚・ (>﹏<) ・゚。

#3

Author: /u/californea_for_trump
Score: -682
Subreddit: /r/HumansBeingBros

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What made the guy on the right think that this is a good idea? The individual on the left obviously has some sort of motor function difficulties (hand-eye coordination, rocking back and forth, etc.), so how can you trust him? Better yet, why would you trust him with your life?

What happens if he slips and throws it into reverse at 200MPH? Then what? It's always "wholesome" until somebody gets hurt, which is why you don't fuck with cars, and definitely don't let people who don't have the hand-eye coordination to operate a simple gear shifter use it at high speeds.

#4

Author: /u/hapyreditor Avg. this week = -94 per comment
Score: -669
Subreddit: /r/greentext

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Nazi fucktard confirmed 👎

#5

Author: /u/ifckstacy Avg. this week = -70 per comment
Score: -577
Subreddit: /r/teenagers

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Thats called a double negative and its discouraged in the English language as its considered poor grammer. I know its a Saturday, but its never a bad time to learn something new so i was nice enough to pull this link up for yall:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_negative

Edit: glad to see you edited ur comment 😌

#6

Author: /u/californea_for_trump
Score: -542
Subreddit: /r/MadeMeSmile

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I smiled at the start, but after he started mocking the dog in the second half of the clip I actually got pretty fucking angry.

Dogs are intelligent beings, and if you pretend to love them but really just play sick, twisted mindgames like these in the hopes you'll get a "hilarious reaction" it's no different than mocking a human, because eventually they'll catch on and realize they're getting laughed at, not with.

be kind to your dogs guys, please 💖

#7

Author: /u/californea_for_trump
Score: -460
Subreddit: /r/2007scape

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LOL, is this sub really still salty that RoT won DMM over and over again fair and square?

Just because Jed was fired doesn't automatically mean he was helping out RoT, there's this little thing called the "burden of evidence" that you guys should probably go look up sometime

#8

Author: /u/nonouiswrong Avg. this week = -48 per comment
Score: -441
Subreddit: /r/mildlyinteresting

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Lol imagine living in a country with uggos on your money lol 😂

Who knew it could get even worse after the hag lookin queen lol 😂 😂

#9

Author: /u/californea_for_trump
Score: -382
Subreddit: /r/PenmanshipPorn

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That isn't a gradient lmao, it's actually called a "hue acclivity" because the trend of getting lighter/darker is applied to a color, not something that's black/white/grey. gradients are only a mixture black/white/grey

with a sub full of people who write almost perfectly like this, you'd think they'd also use correct grammer and terminology too 🤔

#10

Author: /u/x4Quick_Scoper20x Avg. this week = -375 per comment
Score: -375
Subreddit: /r/confession

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a good person for giving money to someone whose family already gets free money? lol okay buddy.

edit: all the people relying on handouts giving me downvoties xD. just wait until this reaches front page and the people who actually work for a living read this comment.

#11

Author: /u/ifckstacy
Score: -359
Subreddit: /r/iamatotalpieceofshit

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That doesn't make sense. Here's the definition of empathy.

being aware of, being sensitive to, and vicariously experiencing the feelings, thoughts, and experience of another

No need to thank me for doing the legwork, knowing that you learned something today is reward enough 😌

#12

Author: /u/californea_for_trump
Score: -359
Subreddit: /r/GreenBayPackers

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that's a picture of Kevin from the office, it has nothing to do with Packers fans or Packers...

#13

Author: /u/californea_for_trump
Score: -348
Subreddit: /r/Tendies

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Why the fuck does the OP have gold? Are people seriously lame enough to spend real life money to give somebody who posted a picture of FRIED CHICKEN on the internet a "gold star" and extended social network benefits for 1 month?

No wonder Reddit is dying lmao

#14

Author: /u/MaelwennKoad
Score: -335
Subreddit: /r/iamatotalpieceofshit

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ur outlook isnt wrong in itself, but poor ppl have a difrent cultures and values we cant judge them like that and every human group has the right to self detemmienation

#15

Author: /u/californea_for_trump
Score: -327
Subreddit: /r/teenagers

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so what, if you're black or gay its whatevs?

what's wrong with promoting acceptance of diversity? kinda liked that part tbh, great move by them

#16

Author: /u/californea_for_trump
Score: -288
Subreddit: /r/PenmanshipPorn

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imagine not realizing the dictionary says they're interchangeable... not a mispelling, just a "very ironic" alternate way of spelling it: https://i.imgur.com/Uy5PcMP.png

save your breath buddy

EDIT: Source: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=grammer

#17

Author: /u/ifckstacy
Score: -284
Subreddit: /r/4PanelCringe

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Thanks Captian Obvious, i couldn't tell by the way it is.

#18

Author: /u/californea_for_trump
Score: -279
Subreddit: /r/CoDCompetitive

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And I'm a simple man too, I see "oPtIC" spam in this sub for the 100th time and I give it a downvote.

#19

Author: /u/whilefalling Avg. this week = -42 per comment
Score: -244
Subreddit: /r/trashy

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Actual trash comment. Its not trash anymore than a gift wrapper is. If the chick wants to save a trip to Walmart then so be it, dont complain. Shes giving you a job not vice verca 🙄

#20

Author: /u/MichelinStarChef Avg. this week = -84 per comment
Score: -236
Subreddit: /r/gifs

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Eh you guys are kinda pansies. Doin risky stuff gives you a rush you should live a little and try it sometime

#21

Author: /u/californea_for_trump
Score: -235
Subreddit: /r/PenmanshipPorn

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aaaand there's the cop-out, is this what people say when they've lost the argument?

not a "troll", just wanted to maybe teach people something but apparently they don't like learning interesting things

leave my karma alone people, like it's fine whatever just move on, jesus christ

#22

Author: /u/ImNotAMoron Avg. this week = -218 per comment
Score: -218
Subreddit: /r/iamatotalpieceofshit

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lmao. this shit is hilarious, lighten up. 😅

if a tramp is laying on the street, THAT I PAY FOR, I can do whatever I want to him. he should get a job. 🙄

edit: homeless tramps downvoting me. not sure what i expected from this blog 🙄

edit 2: shame to see reddit resorting to insults 😔 i don’t think i said anything wrong

#23

Author: /u/ifckstacy
Score: -216
Subreddit: /r/ChoosingBeggars

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This is exactly how lefties operate: give an inch, they expect a mile. Rich guys like myself don't mind spreading around some Chistmas cheer (like just last night i gave an escort a $50 tip even after i made her orgasm (gave her alot more than an inch, lol)) but these entitled socialists truly believe that hard work is negligible and you rightfully owe them.

Look ladies, if ya wanna make some decent bank 💲 hit the gym and get in shape, theres a thriving industry that pays anywhere from $50 to $1000 per hour just waiting for you.

#24

Author: /u/whilefalling
Score: -207
Subreddit: /r/combinedgifs

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That would be a little something called Aftereffects. Could prolly make that happen in an hour or so, not that difficult

#25

Author: /u/MichelinStarChef
Score: -192
Subreddit: /r/sadcringe

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Eh not Really tho. Lol its 2018 "boyfriend" doesn't imply partner, could just be the last dude she went on a date with. Could have a new "boyfriend" by the end of the week

Hahaha 😂😂😂

#26

Author: /u/ifckstacy
Score: -192
Subreddit: /r/ChoosingBeggars

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I yahooed it and i couldn't find any cleaning supplies that get u high, the closest thing was nail polish remover or hand sanitizer (neither of which are that good, btw). Don't lie on the internet 😒 its not nice 👎

#27

Author: /u/californea_for_trump
Score: -192
Subreddit: /r/KeepOurNetFree

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in a nutshell?

internet man tried to repeal a shitty law, and reddit hasn't shut up about it since

#28

Author: /u/JustABlock Avg. this week = -48 per comment
Score: -189
Subreddit: /r/Unexpected

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The animation was so poor :( almost like a freshman’s level on a good day

I don’t understand why Reddit feels the need to upvote posts with poor production/animation. There’s a reason “low effort posts” are against the rules

#29

Author: /u/ifckstacy
Score: -187
Subreddit: /r/gifs

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You must have watched a different video than I because this display was very much undignified, embarrassing actually. Could you imagine Queen Elizebeth, Pope Francis, or Donald Trump dressing down and playing with their food? Of course not! Even children know better than this.

#30

Author: /u/MichelinStarChef
Score: -185
Subreddit: /r/ChoosingBeggars

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Nah the dude sounds like kinda a scroogh tbh. Some loaded engineer that rich but still frugal for no reason when it comes to others and buys people cheap presents (a 30$ gift in a 50$limit exchange??) and meanwhile probably has some dorky figurine collection that's worth like 5 figures. In the old days we just called em greedy but there seems to be zero guilt associated with such scroogery these days

Edit : ITT people who didn't understand the takeaway from A Christmas Carol. You're only proving my point defending this cheapo

#31

Author: /u/californea_for_trump
Score: -179
Subreddit: /r/ChoosingBeggars

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yeah let's all make fun of this single, jobless mom instead of just doing the damn interview and seeing if she can do the work that the position requires

this isn't really /r/ChoosingBeggars material imo because this isn't a person who's asking for $1,000 and not being happy when you give them $100 (for example). This is someone who really needs help and is trying their best to make ends meet, and this sub has the audacity to put them on reddit and talk shit about them?

but shame on her for trying to put food in her kid's mouths, right?

#32

Author: /u/ifckstacy
Score: -176
Subreddit: /r/ChoosingBeggars

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Petty?...sure, but im not really seeing the revenge part.

#33

Author: /u/MichelinStarChef
Score: -175
Subreddit: /r/KenM

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you think he was prolly like just like straight up raised poorly or mebe abewsed to have become such a sadistic trolle?

He might need some serious hlep.

YOu really think some dude who takes pleasure in deception and confusion is like fun at parties?

What is he mentally like 12 years old?

Would his alignment in d&d be chaotic stupid? is it really art?

2006 called it wants its trolling style back

#34

Author: /u/hapyreditor
Score: -175
Subreddit: /r/niceguys

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The negative implication to your comment is duly noted. Go back to your "conservative" safe spaces, please. Voat is that way 👉

Your homophobia is NOT welcome here.

#35

Author: /u/JOCkERbot9000 Avg. this week = 0 per comment
Score: -171
Subreddit: /r/Kanye

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Is it a really a great vid tho?

oh look a picture of the thing.. In front of the actual thing.. Wowza,im so cool

#36

Author: /u/MichelinStarChef
Score: -169
Subreddit: /r/ChoosingBeggars

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Sure sounds pretty hot tbh. The kind of girl you gotta spoil financialee but (while we're on the topic of shit) also let's you put it in her butt.

#37

Author: /u/VeganJusticeWarrior Avg. this week = -77 per comment
Score: -166
Subreddit: /r/niceguys

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That doesn't justify just straight up ignoring a dude who's trying to talk to you tho

#38

Author: /u/californea_for_trump
Score: -159
Subreddit: /r/ShitMomGroupsSay

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It's not sarcasm? OP literally put "poison" in their title

#39

Author: /u/californea_for_trump
Score: -152
Subreddit: /r/ShitMomGroupsSay

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I'm not sure how much clearer I can make this for you buddy, I'm sorry: https://i.imgur.com/qyBNGXs.png

#40

Author: /u/MichelinStarChef
Score: -144
Subreddit: /r/pussypassdenied

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I dunno bout that maybe she just didn't want him to be fat. Lotta parents these days don't look out for their kids like that. And maybe he was into Harry Potter. You dunno for sure you shouldn't assume things

#41

Author: /u/DefectiveLizardAnus Avg. this week = -33 per comment
Score: -140
Subreddit: /r/DeepFriedMemes

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So you're going to ruin someone's karma for a meme?

Grow up 😑

#42

Author: /u/ifckstacy
Score: -135
Subreddit: /r/KenM

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Ur wife hairy as fuck 🤢 Prolly a feminist, amirite? Have fun with that 😂🤣 I'll be over here 👉 bangin hot stacys, bro

#43

Author: /u/JOCkERbot9000
Score: -134
Subreddit: /r/KenM

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Lol ass pants haHaHAHAHAHA frum scratch Hee

Just like kenm ass pant joke but fifteenth ha ha haaaaha

Le master troll 😂 he hee hee hoo. And is economical hahaHahaHAHAHA wow 🃏

He he tee he he ha ha dae ass pants 👖 ??

#44

Author: /u/nonouiswrong
Score: -133
Subreddit: /r/dankmemes

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Lol he dead tho, how a dead body be man of the year? 🤔

#45

Author: /u/californea_for_trump
Score: -131
Subreddit: /r/MurderedByWords

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How is your comment any better than the people who say that Muslims shouldn't be allowed to enter the United States?

lmao why yall upvoting this guy, that's some disriminatory stuff man

#46

Author: /u/VeganJusticeWarrior
Score: -130
Subreddit: /r/WhitePeopleTwitter

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Lol kno and the type to wear them were le uber cringe 😖 real talk this kid looks like a dweeb

Its such a waste of fabric to wear clothes that don't fit the hell was wrong with people back then?

#47

Author: /u/californea_for_trump
Score: -128
Subreddit: /r/OldSchoolCool

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what do you mean? my dad was a principal and he wasn't a dick... 😠

You can't be painting all people with the same brush, man. Not cool.

#48

Author: /u/MichelinStarChef
Score: -123
Subreddit: /r/gifs

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You're gonna die anyways. What's the point of living anyways if u never do badass stuff? Booohring

Live a little. I've almost died doin badass stuff tonsa times and my life enriched and pussy flowin with each successive feat of my manliness

#49

Author: /u/nonouiswrong
Score: -121
Subreddit: /r/MURICA

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Eh it's not that big a deal, girl scouts r way cooler anyways lol who goes outdoors anymore these days?

#50

Author: /u/californea_for_trump
Score: -120
Subreddit: /r/miamidolphins

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holy fuck calm down man, reddit hates caps and i do too. i get that everybody here is circle-jerking (and that's fine, pretty stupid imo but im not judging) but this ALL CAPS thing just isn't necessary.

stop being so emotional lmao, like im happy too its all good but do we really want dolphins fans to look edgy 12 y/o's when this hits /r/all?

#51

Author: /u/californea_for_trump
Score: -119
Subreddit: /r/Bitcoin

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Yeah I agree, he probably just rented it or some shit. Every time I see somebody brag on this sub with something that can be easily faked I don't even bother to look at it, because the posts of unironic acceptance in the comments section are even funnier than the post himself.

Tbh faking wealth (especially on camera) is pretty easy to do. Can't believe the sheep in this sub are eating this guys post up.

This is why Bitcoin died you guys. Because you believe stuff like this

#52

Author: /u/nonouiswrong
Score: -118
Subreddit: /r/gaming

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Meh 3/10 for me. Def not enough cleave (would it hurt to show some skin??) not to mention her elbows are kinda sharp af. Plus the color scheme isn't quite the same as the game.

I expect better reddit!

#53

Author: /u/ifckstacy
Score: -118
Subreddit: /r/mildlyinteresting

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...and take the dicc in the ass 😂

Edit: whoa, just got back from buying some Meow Mix at the store and come back to downvotes? You know saying my joke is "gross" is racist towards gay cats 😻 right? 🤷‍♂️

#54

Author: /u/MichelinStarChef
Score: -114
Subreddit: /r/ChoosingBeggars

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Like i said times have changed. Generosity used to be the norm before Godlessness invaded the minds of the millennials. Now you're here shaming a mother for trying to make her kids xmas just a little more magical... And siding with a straight up scrooge.

Your entitlement is showing fren.

#55

Author: /u/ifckstacy
Score: -114
Subreddit: /r/iamatotalpieceofshit

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Yeah, but I deadlift 700 lbs and have a 10" meat-rocket, so...

#56

Author: /u/Bakadonkey Avg. this week = -83 per comment
Score: -112
Subreddit: /r/trashy

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let’s not jump to conclusions. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with what the guy said tbh. 🤷‍♀️

she won’t be needing the notes anymore, so i think it’s about selfish to prevent someone else benefitting from them 🙄

talk about r/gatekeeping 🙄

edit: why the downvotes? 🤷‍♀️

edit 2: shame to see i’ve been downvoted for defending a guy who did nothing wrong, last time i come on this sub 🙄

#57

Author: /u/californea_for_trump
Score: -112
Subreddit: /r/SelfAwarewolves

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If you hate Donald Trump (or Hillary Clinton, or whoever) and express it in a community that believes the opposite, you've now crossed the line from free speech into hate speech and your speech is no longer protected. Free speech doesn't equal hate speech, full stop.

I'm not really sure what's so complicated about all this. This is literally the definition of hate speech (not to mention the word "hate" being in the name itself), what did OP think was going to happen when he wrote that comment?

#58

Author: /u/JOCkERbot9000
Score: -111
Subreddit: /r/gaming

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Its kinda lacking the titties to be considered good cosplay tho tbh

Hahah

#59

Author: /u/californea_for_trump
Score: -109
Subreddit: /r/HumansBeingBros

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.

#60

Author: /u/YupYouMadAndDownvote Avg. this week = -21 per comment
Score: -107
Subreddit: /r/smashbros

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No it wasn't. Stop trying to get upvoted, kid.

Edit: it's a low IQ play. How is this special? Don't lower my karma points because you disagree. That isn't how downvotes work.

#61

Author: /u/californea_for_trump
Score: -105
Subreddit: /r/FortNiteBR

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imagine unironically thinking that this is from brawl lmao, then getting upvoted by sheep

THIS is the smash ball from smash 4, and this is the smash ball from brawl. see which one the photo above is depicting now? should i spell it out for you?

#62

Author: /u/californea_for_trump
Score: -100
Subreddit: /r/justlegbeardthings

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I get that this is a "cringe" subreddit, but Dissociative Identity Disorder is a very real mental illness, and in some cases manifests itself exactly as described. That amount of persons is rare, but not out of the question.

/r/DID

#63

Author: /u/Redditkarmacartel_ Avg. this week = -16 per comment
Score: -99
Subreddit: /r/iamatotalpieceofshit

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Made up story for followers ✔️✔️✔️ take this downtoke 😤😤😤

#64

Author: /u/californea_for_trump
Score: -96
Subreddit: /r/learnart

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Why is the dog carrying it's muzzle around in it's mouth though? Kind of a shitty thing to normalize, isn't it?

Muzzles are inhuman for dogs OP, not cool.

#65

Author: /u/californea_for_trump
Score: -94
Subreddit: /r/happy

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They're both women, not homosexuals...

#66

Author: /u/californea_for_trump
Score: -92
Subreddit: /r/ChoosingBeggars

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so what? she has no right to ruin someone else's christmas off of a technicality

do you have kids? because if you did, you'd definitely understand

#67

Author: /u/hapyreditor
Score: -91
Subreddit: /r/FellowKids

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Because they didn't include some alt-right prick that edgy 13 year olds like...waaaaah 😭😭😭 YouTube didn't put Pewdiepie on a video, waah waah waah. LMAO...fuck that Nazi scumbag 🖕🖕 Personally, i thought ytrr18 was pretty good.

#68

Author: /u/Bakadonkey
Score: -90
Subreddit: /r/trashy

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she’s not tied up she’s dancing on a pole dumbass 🙄

also, just because your jealous of someone else doesn’t mean you have to make a sarcastic comment 🙄

edit: why am i being downvoted?

#69

Author: /u/Idleheaded Avg. this week = -22 per comment
Score: -89
Subreddit: /r/greentext

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Having sexual relationships with your relatives, more specifically your sister is something that I DO NOT ENJOY and I implore you to NOT CONTINUE.

#70

Author: /u/whilefalling
Score: -89
Subreddit: /r/oddlysatisfying

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uh your comment is kinda r/mildlyinfuriating because your talking about hypotheticals tbh

#71

Author: /u/californea_for_trump
Score: -87
Subreddit: /r/teenagers

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hurr hurr hurr 69, get it? because of the SEX POSITION?

this has to be the first time i've ever used "edgy teenagers" unironically. you're not being "cool", or "unique", or genderfluid or edgy or anything, you just sound like a tryhard

#72

Author: /u/nonouiswrong
Score: -85
Subreddit: /r/youtube

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Lol who even watches YouTube anymore?? It peeked in like 2012. People still watch that shit with ads? Lol

#73

Author: /u/ifckstacy
Score: -85
Subreddit: /r/OldSchoolCool

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Coke slts are the absolute best when you get em before theyre washed up. At 18-22 😄 man they are fun to party with, i tell ya. The problem is cocaine *is indeed a helluva drug so these chicks got a short life span, dont bother with anything over 22, trust me.

#74

Author: /u/californea_for_trump
Score: -84
Subreddit: /r/SelfAwarewolves

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Facts don't care about your feelings buddy. You can re-define it all you want but we all know what people mean when they say "hate speech", and that is some form of speech that a person (or group) find unacceptable.

Yes, we believe in free speech for everyone, and YES, our sub will ban you if you say bad (or untrue) things about Donald J. Trump. Those two premises are not contradictory.

#75

Author: /u/whilefalling
Score: -83
Subreddit: /r/oddlysatisfying

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As is your inability to include quotations as well as your inability to use a period 🤷🏿

#76

Author: /u/MichelinStarChef
Score: -81
Subreddit: /r/movies

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Eh it's like literally the same exact movie like a dozen times now, how many times can they recycle a concept? Is it really any good if the next generation of cgi nullifies the previous one? It's like the opposite of a timeless movie - one you know of going to be remade yet again rendered unwatchable by the next generation standards doomed to be mixed up with the last dozen godzilla turd remakes.

Is there ANY originality left in big budget Hollywood? Do we really need a 35TH fucking godzilla movie already? 😴

Atleest rampage had the rock.

#77

Author: /u/JustABlock
Score: -81
Subreddit: /r/Unexpected

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I’m a purist. I don’t like seeing low quality work flood the imagery of my mind. Sorry if you have a problem with that but it’s my vessel, my way of living on this forsaken rock

#78

Author: /u/MichelinStarChef
Score: -79
Subreddit: /r/ChoosingBeggars

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Eh bein a mommy is way more relevant experience for a job than any of those stupid letters after your name. Arbitrary requirements for jobs are stupid - her and her 7 kids definately need it more than the dude who meets all the "qualifications".

How much you wanna bet they were just saving the job for a man and bsing anyways. Have a little compassion for single moms you psychos they have it hard enough without your oppression

#79

Author: /u/californea_for_trump
Score: -76
Subreddit: /r/kendalljenner

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lmao her one boob is higher up than the other

#80

Author: /u/MaelwennKoad
Score: -76
Subreddit: /r/Wellthatsucks

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lol i dont think sitcoms smell like anything, though, that reminds me of one time when i found a friend online who liked jewel pet like me, i like wasted hours talking to her instead of doing my homework XD, and i may have talked too much aout personal matters cuz she said she may be falling in love with me and wanted to meet me, and it was close to my school, but she hadnt come out to her parents yet, so we would pretend to have a sleepover and id be a proper young girl in front of her mother, and when i went there i thought she was already back from school b/c i saw no one walking home and she told me she was from my school but a different class, and it was her mother who welcomed me and she seemed super nice but she kept talking to me but i didnt care i wanted to see Aline not an adult with a horrible red lipstick, i waited like one hour and a half with this overbearing woman and when i tried to call the phone number Aline gave me, since I was really worried, it ringed in that woman's pocket and she had to admit she was Aline and thought it was no big deal to experiment with a younger girl cuz "it's not real sex anyway", so I ran to her kitchen, took a big ass knife, and gave her a speech inspired by Chara from undertale so that she thought i was a psychopath, it worked and she left me like 500€ she had in her wallet and promised to give me a few hundreds every months if i never said anything, and it was cool until we had to move out of frarnce b/c i was able to buy a bunch of anime merch from amiami, all in all it was a good decision but only due to being way smarter than average, like Jarod in The Pretender, and this story is kind of like a sitcom no?

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Author: /u/DefectiveLizardAnus
Score: -73
Subreddit: /r/MadeMeSmile

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Question: Is it racist to request a white or Asian doctor? Affirmative action lowers the standards for Blacks and Hispanics. Intuition would tell you that that if the standards of performance are lower then they would generally not be as smart of doctors.

Downvoted for asking a question. okay, reddit 😒

#82

Author: /u/Thunderfin Avg. this week = 0 per comment
Score: -72
Subreddit: /r/UnresolvedMysteries

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The chia siblings

Please capitalize; it's disrespectful otherwise. Thanks.

#83

Author: /u/YupYouMadAndDownvote
Score: -69
Subreddit: /r/suns

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Lol y'all trash asf

#84

Author: /u/VeganJusticeWarrior
Score: -69
Subreddit: /r/WhitePeopleTwitter

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WE wuz KANGS babyy 👑

#85

Author: /u/MaelwennKoad
Score: -69
Subreddit: /r/iamatotalpieceofshit

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Well I 13 is the min age if u dont go on NSFW subs and I dont i even waited until i was 13 to start using this account i made before knowing the age limit cuz i thought reddit was for all ages i was just linked to /r/aww

Moreover i write (its reddit u dont talk, i u wannt to talk use discord or a good old phone call) however i want and i have excellent grades, but i didnt want to move out of France but we supposedly had to so fuck english i wont write it corectly unless forced, and i like those wacky smileys their cute but adults are too stiff with that stuff they think they have to be serios all the time else they may aswell die


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