The Nightmare Saga (1/2)

A Fr4ddy Christmas Story

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. A child lay in his bed trying to sleep. My lil' nigga was excited to open his presents tomorrow! Bump The noise awakens the child. Kid: Huh? Bump Two glowing eyes appear within the darkness outside the child's door. Kid: Hello? A long, drawn out fart is heard from the hall. ???: Sorry about that, kid. Freddy walks into the room looking a bit older than usual. Withered with age it seems. Freddy: I'm going to read you a great Christmas story. It's sort've like Die Hard where it takes place at Christmas but it isn't a Christmas movie but people still like calling it a Christmas movie even though they're wrong. Freddy pulls up a chair and sits Kid: Who are you? Freddy: This is called, "A FrEddy Christmas Story". It was Christmas night. Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy were all asleep. Bump Freddy: Huh? Bump Freddy: Who's there? Is that you, Santa? Bump Freddy looks around and a grin appears on his face Freddy: I get to open my presents early and Bonnie won't be able to stop me! Hahaha! Freddy jumps out of bed and begins sneaking out of his room Freddy steps in something. Freddy: Is that... Poopoo? Freddy smears the shit off of his foot on the floor and begins sneaking downstairs Freddy spots another stool halfway down the stairs. Freddy: Santa must have eaten Chipotle before coming tonight... Freddy enters the living room and sees Santa by the Christmas tree. Freddy: Santa! Freddy runs toward Santa excited Freddy: What did ya get me, Santa?! Santa slowly stands upright as he was hunched before Freddy: Santa? Santa begins slowly turning around revealing his disgusting fleshy face Freddy: Santa... Why do you look like a fat Wade Wilson after lack of oxygen in Deadpool? This wasn't Santa however... This... Was Krampus... Freddy notices Krampus' hard burnt looking cock harden Freddy: Santa... Krampus looks at Freddy's stocking Krampus: FrEddy... Freddy: Actually it's- Krampus lunges toward Freddy, causing him to scream Bonnie jumps out of bed and rushes to see what the noise was Bonnie: Hello? Who's there?! Bonnie sees Freddy hunched in a corner Bonnie: Freddy! You son of a bitch! You were supposed to wait until the morning! Smack Smack Smack Bonnie: Freddy, what are you eating? Smack Smack Smack Bonnie: Freddy, I'm not doing this shit tonight- Suddenly, Freddy lunges toward Bonnie with his shit filled mouth wide open Bonnie's screams echo throughout the house Chica with a dick bursts through Foxy's door Foxy: Chica! What in the fuck is wrong with ya?! Chica with a dick begins freaking out, throwing stuff at Foxy trying to get him up Foxy: Ow! Ye fuckin' bastard! Get out! Get out of me room! Chica with a dick runs out of Foxy's room Foxy: Can't get any sleep in this fuckin' house! Chica with a dick slowly sneaks downstairs to see Freddy hunched over Bonnie's body Chica with a dick: HMMMMM Freddy turns around and glares at Chica with a dick Chica with a dick notices Freddy is Ripping Bonnie's insides out and replacing them with his shit Chica with a dick: AAAAAAGH! AAAAAAGH! Chica with a dick attempts to run but Freddy catches her... He always does... The house seemingly shakes for a moment just to piss Foxy off Foxy: SON OF A FUCKIN' BITCH! Foxy angrily gets up Foxy: What could it be that everyone is freakin' out over?! Foxy walks into the kitchen and sees something that looks like a rolled up hot dog or something Foxy: Damn... That actually smells pretty good... Foxy notices a note next to the dish Foxy: To Foxy... Foxy... Me is sorry for bein' such an insufferable cunt sometimes... I made ye a gift... From Freddy... Foxy places the note down Foxy: Well don't mind if me do! Foxy takes a bite out of the dish and blood begins pouring out Foxy: Eh?... Whatever, I've had worse... Foxy walks into the living room and sees Bonnie and Chica's dead bodies, both of their stomachs removed and filled with shit Foxy: What the fuck?! Freddy: How did you like Chica's cock, Foxy? Foxy turns around and sees a blood and shit covered Freddy standing by the door grinning sinisterly Foxy: I'm going to kill ya for this ya son of a bitch! Foxy and Freddy run towards each other Freddy punches Foxy in the snout Foxy jabs Freddy in the stomach and then kicks him back Freddy swings at Foxy again but Foxy ducks and delivers a hook to Freddy's face... Not his literal hook Foxy: Ya can't beat me, Freddy! I be a pirate! Freddy: My name is FrEddy! Foxy: The fuck does that even mean?! Freddy jumps onto the counter and then off of it to deliver a body slam, causing Foxy to fall and Freddy is on top of him Foxy: Ya fat bastard! Freddy begins dribbling some spit over Foxy's face Foxy: Don't do it, fucker... I'm warnin' ya... Freddy reels back and spits a FUCK TON of bloody, shitty spit on Foxy's face Foxy: I warned ya! Foxy gauges his hook into Freddy's eye out Freddy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Foxy pushes Freddy off of him and climbs onto the counter Foxy: It's over, Freddy! I have the high ground! Freddy: You underestimate my feces! Foxy: Don't be tryin' it! Freddy shits in his hand and attempts throwing it at Foxy but Foxy jumps over Freddy and delivers a slice to his neck Foxy: You were me brother, Freddy! Freddy coughs up some bloody shit and dies Foxy: Oh... What the fuck?! Krampus watches outside a window and laughs Krampus: Goodbye, FrEddy... HAHAHAHAHA! Freddy closes the book Freddy: The end... Kid: Where are my mommy and daddy? Freddy pats the kid on the head Freddy: They're dead. I killed them. Freddy sees police lights outside Freddy: Oh fuck! Freddy tries to escape but an officer blocks his way Officer: Freeze... FrEddy... The officer shines a flashlight on his face, revealing himself to be Krampus Freddy wakes up Freddy: Ah! Oh fuck! Freddy looks around and is in his bed Freddy: Phew... Nightmare Freddy: You alright? Freddy looks at Nightmare Freddy sitting by his bed with a book Freddy: AHHH! Freddy wakes up again and Bonnie is standing by his door Bonnie: Freddy... Merry Christmas! Freddy: It was all a dream? Oh boy! Freddy jumps out of his bed and runs to the tree to unwrap his presents Bonnie chuckles and goes to make Freddy's bed, but is met with some shit in Freddy's bed Bonnie: DAMN IT, FREDDY! Bonnie sighs Bonnie: We need to have a talk about this shit... Literally

Freddy's Intervention

Freddy, Bonnie, Chica with a dick, Foxy, and Funtime Chica all sit in a large circle of chairs Bonnie: Alright, Freddy, you know you're here today. Freddy: Haha! Yeah! Today I get my intervention! Bonnie: Freddy, I'm glad you're so enthusiastic, but do you realize what an intervention is? Freddy sighs Freddy: Of course I know what an intervention is, Bonnie! I'm not an idiot! Now come on, I'm ready to pwn some noobs in Fortnite with my new intervention! There is a long silence Bonnie: Um... Freddy... An intervention isn't a Fortnite weapon... Freddy: Wait, what? Freddy jumps up and points at Foxy Freddy: You lying motherfucker! Foxy sits with his leg crossed over his other, filing his non-existent nail Bonnie: Freddy, sit down! And that's another thing! Your anger issues have gotten WAY out of control! Freddy sits down Bonnie: Now, the main reason we've called you here is your... Well... Shitting problem. Freddy: I don't have a shitting problem... Freddy lets out a long, drawn out fart that lasts for almost a minute Bonnie: Yes, Freddy. YOU DO. Bonnie gets up and flips over some paper that was covering a white board The board is filled with pictures of Freddy playing with shit from multiple different stories. Bonnie: Your episode at an art museum where you shit and started finger painting with it... Bonnie points to another Bonnie: Or the time where you literally ATE your shit after losing on Fortnite. Freddy: That was justified! Bonnie: Or even better yet! A more recent one! Bonnie points to another Bonnie: When you fucking deep-fried a piece of your shit, took a bite out of it in FRONT OF PEOPLE EATING, and then shoved it down some guy's throat after he yelled at you! Foxy snickers Bonnie: Oh, I'm sorry, Foxy. Is this funny to you? Freddy: I'm sorry, Bonnie! I shit when I'm bored! It's my way of expressing myself! Bonnie: That's fucking disgusting, Freddy. Funtime Chica: If I may interrupt... Maybe you could find something else to express yourself with, Freddy? What else are you good at? Freddy: Umm... Freddy thinks Freddy: I've got nothin'. Bonnie: Well you'd better think of something, because starting tomorrow there will be NO MORE SHITTING. Got me? Freddy: Awww! Bonnie: You can "Awww" all you want! You'd better get it all out of your system today. Freddy: Okay... Freddy gets up and begins straining Freddy: GRRRRR... Bonnie: Freddy what are you... Foxy: Oh, fuck this. I'm not cleanin' this up. Foxy exits the room Bonnie: Oh, fuck! Freddy, no! Stop! Not like this! Freddy: IT'S TOO LATE, BONNIE! GRRR! Funtime Chica: I can't do this! Funtime Chica runs out of the room Bonnie: Freddy! Freddy turns to face Bonnie, his face full with veins popping out of his head, his eyes glowing red Freddy: WHAAAT?! Bonnie: Jesus Christ! Bonnie instinctively backs up, but falls out of his chair, causing the chair to topple over as well Chica with a dick joins in on the fun and jumps up Chica With a Dick: AAAAAAGH! Ass ripping noise Freddy: RAAAAAGH! Extreme ass ripping noise Shit begins plopping out of Freddy's ass as Bonnie watches in horror Freddy: FUUUUUCK! Chica With a Dick: MMMMMAAAAAH! Chica with a dick begins shitting as well, the shit piling onto their chairs like lava, almost as if it were eating the chairs Bonnie: Fucking stop, you two! Chica with a dick darts her face towards Bonnie and screams Chica With a Dick: AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGH! Bonnie hauls ass out of the room Freddy suddenly stops shitting Freddy: Okay, done! Chica with a dick finishes shitting as well and begins jumping like a cheerleader, her dick bouncing up and down Bonnie walks back in with cleaning supplies Bonnie: This is fucking ridiculous! Chica with a dick is startled by Bonnie and falls into her shit Chica With a Dick: AGH! AAAGH! Chica with a dick jumps up and runs at Bonnie with her shit covered body Bonnie: WAIT! WAIT! CHICA! But it's too late, Chica with a dick has tackled Bonnie, covering him with shit causing Bonnie to begin throwing up Freddy: Haha! Get him! Freddy grabs two handfuls of his shit and throws them at Bonnie, painting him brown Bonnie: FREDDY- Chica with a dick's shot of shit lands in Bonnie's mouth, causing more vomit to spew from his mouth as Freddy and Chica with a dick laugh

Freddy Becomes a Clown

Freddy walks through the hall and is met by Bonnie who is finishing up a conversation with Funtime Chica. Bonnie: And that's how we met Chica. Freddy: Okay, I'm about to head out. Bonnie and Funtime Chica look at Freddy Bonnie: Freddy? Freddy: Yeah? Bonnie: The fuck? Freddy: The fuck what?... OH you mean my EPIC gamer outfit, right?! Bonnie: Freddy, I don't believe putting Heath Ledger's Joker inspired make-up on your face is an "EPIC gamer outfit". Freddy slams a fist into a wall Freddy: You know what?! I'm tired of this oppression! GAMERS RISE UP! And fuck you, Veronica! Bonnie: Freddy! Calm down! And who the hell is Veronica?! Funtime Chica: I'm just gonna walk away, I can tell it's going to be one of those interactions... Funtime Chica leaves the room Freddy: See what you did, Bonnie?! You're the reason is gamers are so oppressed! We live in a society because of you! Bonnie sighs Bonnie: Where are you even going? Freddy: Oh, I'm about to go to a neighborhood kid's birthday as an epic gamer. Bonnie: You mean a clown? Freddy: No, I mean an EPIC GAMER! I was originally going to be a clown but then I wanted to show my support of oppressed gamers which explains why my non-canon pinned comment on TPO as of writing this has me saying I'm going to become a clown and not a gamer. It took Springlocked like a month to begin writing this due to constant depression that plagues his mind but he's feeling pretty good today. Bonnie: What the fuck are you even talking about? And more importantly you can't just go barging into a kid's birthday. Freddy: Oh yes I can! Because I'm an epic gamer! Now stand aside, CUNT FACE. Freddy marches out of the door as Bonnie sighs Freddy notices balloons in a backyard. Freddy: This must be the place... Freddy fucking dashes into a fence and destroys a good bit of it to get into the backyard Kids scream but then cheer Kids: It's an epic gamer! Freddy: That's right! And I'm here to see a birthday boy today! The kids cheer and clap The birthday boy walks up to Freddy Freddy: And what might your name be? Birthday Boy: My name is Not Lamar Afton! Freddy: What a great name! And you're African American too! It's a good thing your parents named you Not Lamar Afton instead of regular old Lamar Afton, or else some theorists would get you two confused because there is only ONE black character in the FNaF universe! Everyone cheers The birthday boy's mom walks up to Freddy Mother: Excuse me! Who are you and what are you doing- Freddy darts his head towards the boy's mother Snot is dribbling out of Freddy's nose... He's drooling as well... Freddy is also cross eyed at this exact moment... The facial paint is also poorly applied leading to a more fucked up look for more comical affect when you picture this in your head... The mother backs off, disgusted Freddy: I think it's time we sing Happy Birthday! Freddy jumps up onto a table but it's destroyed under his fat ass Kids run away from the table and scream, but stop and look at Freddy who is slowly getting up Freddy: I'm okay... I'm okay... Freddy slowly climbs onto another table Freddy: But first! Freddy FUCKING SCREAMS THE N WORD AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS On the other side of town, Toy Bonnie is disgusted by this action. Toy Bonnie: What the hell is wrong with people?! Toy Freddy jumps up to his feet Toy Freddy: Was that?... Toy Freddy runs outside while applying make-up close to Freddy's Toy Freddy: Rise up, fellow gamer! After a few minutes pass there is a knock on Bonnie's door Bonnie answers the door and Freddy walks in wearing a crown and a robe Bonnie: What the fuck happened? Freddy: I screamed a racial slur and they crowned me a king for my bravery and gave me a permanent N word pass.

Freddy Takes a Shit But it's Canon to the Timeline

Freddy is skipping through his house happily until he feels a disturbance in his ass Freddy: Oh God, oh fuck... Freddy begins rushing to the bathroom Foxy: Ay, Freddy, what the hell is wrong with ya?! Freddy aggressively pushes Foxy out of the way which causes him to slam into a wall, damaging it a little bit Foxy: Fuckin' hell! Freddy: I gotta make it to the bathroom before I poop on the floor! Bonnie will take away my Fortnite if poop anywhere else but in the toilet! Bonnie enters the hall and sees Freddy sprinting towards him Bonnie: Freddy, what's wro- Freddy tackles Bonnie onto the floor and begins hitting him Bonnie: Ow! Ow! Freddy what the fuck- STOP! Freddy stops hitting Bonnie and runs into the bathroom Bonnie: I live in a house full of fucking lunatics! Freddy reaches the toilet and sits down Freddy: Yes... Thank the Puppet... The Puppet opens his box Puppet: Did he mention me again? Lefty nods The Puppet sighs Freddy begins kicking his feet and humming Freddy: We come from the land of the... Freddy grunts Freddy: Ice and snow... Splish Freddy: From the midnight sun where the... Freddy growls Ass ripping noise Sploosh Freddy: Hot springs flow... Hammer of the... HOLY SHIT! Ass ripping noise Sploosh Freddy exhales Freddy: Almost done! Someone knocks on the door Freddy: Occupied!.. Geez, I hope that isn't a scary version of my ancestor, Fredbear, T-posing, and with his eyes bulging... That'd be scary... Someone knocks on the door again, only louder Freddy: I'm taking a shit! Chica with a dick begins growling Freddy: Chica, stop! I'm trying to poop! Chica with a dick begins clawing at the door, getting a kick out of scaring the shit out of Freddy, literally and figuratively Freddy whimpers Chica with a Dick: Grrrr.... Mmmmah! Chica with a dick begins trying to shove her dick under the door Freddy: Ahh! Chica, stop! Chica with a Dick: Mmm... GRRRRR! Raaaaah! Freddy: Chica, stop! You're scaring me! Chica with a dick lets out an evil chuckle and peeks under the door at Freddy Funtime Chica: Chica! Come on, let's go shopping! Chica with a dick hurries to go shopping with her new found friend, Funtime Chica Freddy: Finally... Freddy reaches for some toilet paper but there is none Freddy: Fuck!... Hmm... Freddy sees some of Bonnie's books and magazines Freddy: Sorry, Bonnie... Freddy grabs the first book he sees Freddy: FNaF: Michael Afton... Let's see what it's about... Freddy somehow manages to read the introduction to the book. Freddy is smarter than we all thought. Though it took him around half an hour to read a chapter barely even a few pages long, so I suppose he's still a fucking dumbass. Freddy: This sounds like a shitty fanfiction that the author thought would be a good idea before and during writing it. The author would probably plan some sequel materials that tie into this book but would mostly be their own thing. After about a year after publishing the book the author would finally realize how shit the book is and cringe at it and just make fun of it and himself for writing it. I wonder who wrote this... Springlocked... Huh. Well, I'm sure he wouod want this... Freddy rips out a few pages of the book and wipes his ass with them Freddy finishes up and exits the bathroom. One hour later Bonnie: Who did this?! Who the fuck did this?! Freddy walks into the bathroom Bonnie: Did you fucking wipe your ass with pages of this book?! Freddy is silent for a moment Freddy: Yes... Freddy waits for the worst as Bonnie walks up to Freddy and hugs him Bonnie: Thank you so much...

Freddy Hosts E3

Bonnie: Freddy, you got a letter! Freddy jumps up out of bed and runs like an animal through the hall Freddy pushes Foxy into a wall Foxy: I'm gettin' sick and tired of ye motherfuckers! Freddy: Who's it from?! Bonnie: Let's see... It's from... E3? What is- Freddy: E3?! THE ULTIMATE GAMER CONVENTION?! WHAT DOES IT SAY?! TELL ME! TELL ME YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! TELL ME TOW YOU SON OF A BITCH! TELL ME- Foxy: If you'd shut the hell up for five fuckin' seconds he could tell ya! Bonnie: Freddy... We invite you to come host E3 and announce some new games n' shit- This is really not formal at all, what business puts curse words in their letter- Freddy: HOLY SHIT! THEY REALIZED HOW MUCH OF AN EPIC GAMER I AM AND WANT ME, FREDDY FAZBEAR TO COME HOST E3! THIS IS SO FUCKING EPIC! Funtime Chica: Well your views went up a LOT when you faced off against my Dad, remember? Freddy: Oh yeah, that guy... ANYWAYS EVERYONE GET DRESSED LETS GO! Chica with a dick begins cheering, jumping up and down Bonnie: Freddy, wait a minute- Freddy drags Bonnie into his room 2 hours later Freddy: We're here... At E3! Bonnie: Do you even know what you're doing? Freddy: I don't need to know, I'm an EPIC GAMER! Chica with a dick cums and shits and pukes on the floor Chica with a Dick: UWAAAGH! Bonnie: Oh, Chica, Jesus Christ... Funtime Chica: I'll take her to get cleaned up... You guys head to the elevator... Bonnie stares at Funtime Chica's ass as she walks away Bonnie: She's so hot... Foxy begins following the Chica twins Bonnie: Hey, where are you going? Don't you wanna come with me and Freddy? Bonnie smiles and points at Freddy who's mouth is gaping with drool and is cross eyed Foxy glares at Bonnie and shakes his head aggressively and begins walking again Bonnie: Fine then, asshole! Bonnie sighs Bonnie: Come on, Freddy... Freddy and Bonnie enter an elevator filled with people A kid looks at Freddy and pokes his ass Kid: Hey, are you Freddy Fazbear? Freddy let's some shit out of his ass and turns toward the kid with a fucked up looking smiling expression while making a weird groaning noise Bonnie: FREDDY! Freddy: Sorry, everyone, I'm just really excited! Freddy pushes a bunch of buttons on the elevator Everyone sighs annoyed Freddy crawls on the elevator floor and begins eating his shit Bonnie: FREDDY FAZBEAR! Women: I think I'm gonna be sick... Freddy turns around with his shit covered face Freddy: Why, you want some? The women screams Bonnie: FREDDY! FUCKING STOP. JUST STOP INTERACTING WITH PEOPLE. There is a long silence. Freddy begins whistling Freddy: Before we get started... Does anyone wanna get out? Everyone looks at each other Bonnie: Freddy, what are you talking about? What has gotten into you? The elevator stops and everyone but Freddy and Bonnie exit The elevator closes and Freddy begins beating the shit out of Bonnie Bonnie: Ow! Freddy! What the fuck?! Ouch! STOP! Meanwhile, Toy Bonnie welcomes everyone to E3 Toy Bonnie: I want to welcome all of you to E3! Everyone claps and cheers Toy Bonnie: I'm not much of a gamer myself but a friend of mine wanted me to be a part of the staff this year- Toy Freddy: Boo! There is silence. Toy Bonnie: Freddy, you were the one who wanted me to- Toy Freddy: Boo! Unepic gamer get off the stage! Boo! Toy Bonnie: Introducing the host of this year's E3... The one... The only... Freddy Faz... FUCK! ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?! Freddy runs on stage with his hands in the air but on a select few clap and cheer Toy Freddy: Woo! Fazbear Family represent, baby! Yeah! Orville: HAHA! LOOK GUYS IT'S STREAMING BROWN CUNT! HAHAHA! Pigpatch stares with his eyes wide Pigpatch: You've gotta be fuckin' with me... Freddy: We have such a good crowd tonight! Bonnie walks on stage beaten the hell up and annoyed Toy Bonnie: Cousin Bonnie? Bonnie: Yeah, it's me... Freddy: Alright guys, tonight we're gonna show off some epic gameplay for the new Fortnite gameplay featuring me! Freddy Fazbear! *Freddy does a really cringy dance and Toy Freddy claps and cheers" Happy Frog: WE LOVE YOU STREAMING BROWN CUNT! HAHAHA! Nedd Bear: Yeah man damn we love you streaming brown cunt Freddy: Thank you! Thank you! Toy Bonnie: We were supposed to have that Ninja fellow but ever since that Springtrap incident he's gone missing... Freddy: What's that about that dumbass motherfucker NINJA FORTNITE?! HERE'S WHAT I THINK OF NINJA! Freddy squats down and begins shitting Bonnie: Freddy, Jesus Christ! I told you to fucking stop shitting! Freddy grabs his shit and throws it into the crows for someone to catch The shit lands near the Mediocre Melody crew and Orville, Happy, and Nedd begin feasting on it like animals Pigpatch: That's fuckin' disgustin'! Bonnie: Freddy... Don't you think you should be showing some gameplay? Freddy: Right, right, of course. Freddy plays a clip of a Freddy character throwing shit at people in Fortnite Freddy: That's so fucking epic! I didn't even know about that before hand! Heckler: This is fucking ridiculous! Why is everything about shit with you?! It's not fucking cool or funny and you're lame, Freddy! A fire begins burning in Freddy's eyes and Freddy realizes something Freddy: Wait a minute... Toy Freddy: I've got you covered, Freddy! Toy Freddy removes the hecklers beanie cap which reveals GREEN HAIR Freddy: I knew it! You infiltrated my E3! MINE! AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA PAY... By leaving peacefully and not causing a scene. Ninja: Really? You'll let me off that easily? Freddy: Yeah, I'm feeling pretty generous tonight. Chica runs towards Ninja with her dick wet and hard while screaming Chica with a Dick: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! Chica begins raping Ninja and that causes a huge mosh pit in the crown to unfold Bonnie: You know, for once I'm surprised it wasn't Freddy who caused this type of thing... Toy Bonnie: You're telling me... Funtime Chica and Foxy run onto stage Funtime Chica: Damnit! We're too late aren't we? Mr. Hippo looks at the crowd and begins laughing maniacally like the Devil himself Toy Chica and Mangle stare at the TV Toy Chica: I'm so glad we didn't go there. Balloon Boy enters the room, naked with his cock and hairy chest and pubes showing Mangle: FuCk OfF yOu DeGeNeRaTe CuNt Balloon Boys angry grin turns into a frown as he slowly exits the room

Submitted November 16, 2019 at 08:41PM by springlockedarchives https://ift.tt/2OlZBaa