Was Da Vinci a meme painter? Was Shakespeare a meme writer? Was Tesla a meme inventor? No, they were all geniuses that revolutionized their craft, much like I did to the art of internet moderation. Each of their groundbreaking contributions are logged in the annals of history much like mine will be. Many years from now, historians will trace this brilliant form of shitposting back to me. They'll say "Wow, that man was truly a genius. It's really no surprise at all that he died a multi-millionaire while also married to Margot Robbie". Some might even view me as a religious figure akin to the Abrahamic Adam, the prototypical man from which all modern comedy stems. Or perhaps they will view me like Martin Luther, someone who saw how retched the world was so as a response he forced people to read his banal ramblings by nailing them up in public. And yet, these banal ramblings changed the world and ultimately led to soccer moms posting Jesus memes on facebook. We have him to thank for that.
In conclusion, from now on, realize you are looking at the dawn of a new era when you read my posts. If you're lucky, maybe you will be included as a footnote in my twelve-volume biography. Or perhaps my talent will rub off on you so that you could get a few volumes yourself. Don't get your hopes up on that though, I want to be realistic here.
Thanks for reading.
Submitted November 19, 2019 at 03:28AM by MasterLawlz https://ift.tt/2KATnCn
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