We open our scene, and instead of inside the arena,we’re in the back lot of Soundstage 13. Where we see a man in a faded silver early 00’s/late 90’s looking Subaru, that man being Kenny Cadence. Who’s on his phone watching something. That something being the events of last week, where he was laid out by The Valera’s.
Cadence: Man I just...I just need to do something...there are two of them, maybe I could find some help?.....no, no, I know who I am, I can handle this on my own, i’ve already beat Pancho when Enrique tried to get in my business, I just need to be smarter than I was last week. Just need to think it throug-
As Cadence is about to finish talking to himself, we suddenly hear loud HONK, as we see another car pull up, an old red/white convertible containing none other than The Valera’s, Enrique driving, Pancho in the passenger.
Pancho: That horn still works? Damn! That thing is nearly as old as I am!
Enrique: I take good care of the car tio! There are two things I can do, wrestle, and repair cars. Now, speaking of a man who probably can’t do either-
Enrique honks the horn loudly yet again, Cadence covering his ears from the noise.
Enrique: YO WHAT’S UP BROTHA! How ya doin maaaaannn? You recover well from last week, or there still pain in your head? If there is, is it from us kicking ya ass or is it from your skull being cracked open when you were young? Or could it be both? Probably that.
Pancho: Hey! How’s your ride? You’re overwhelming us here with the personality and flair brother! Does it even come with the feature where the doors seem to suspiciously lock for some reason everytime you see a couple mexicans?
Enrique: Of course it comes with that feature Pancho, that’s one of the oldest ones, even you should know that! Hell, you especially should know that! Now, me and Pancho need to pop off for a bit, we’ll see ya ‘round my man!
Pancho and Enrique then both exit their vehicle, as both of them head towards the door into the soundstage…...but not before they both take a walk on the hood of Kenny’s car in the process. Angered by this disrespect, Kenny dramatically opens his door, before Enrique says-
Enrique: Kenny, you know what happened last time, right? I know people like you rarely ever have to learn a damn lesson, but surely we must’ve done enough to get one through your head last week, right?
Pancho: You want to represent SoCal right? Well maybe you gotta take a cue from the surfers and hippies and chill out a bit. If you don’t….well, where we’re from, we don’t handle our issues alone.
Enrique and Pancho then truly exit, heading through the door, as Kenny is left stewing in anger by his car, slamming on the side of it, murmuring to himself-
Kenny: Maybe...this just wasn’t the right scene to handle this, maybe I just need to….ah I don’t fucking know.
We then fade out from the scene, Kenny by his car, pondering what he can do.
We then finally open inside the arena, where we see another packed house inside Soundstage 13, and yet another excited crowd on hand, with copious amounts of alcohol already flowing amongst them.
Crowd: Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q! Q!
We then pan over to our commentary crew, smiles on their faces, looking pumped as ever, as they begin to talk-
Blackmire: Hello ladies and gentlemen! And welcome to another edition of Tuesday Night Vice! And the last before our next PPV, Full Pakicanadian Breakfast! Coming to you love from inside Soundstage 13, in lovely Los Angeles, California. All across Southern California through public access, and worldwide through twitch! I’m Jack Blackmire-
Cyclone: And i’m Cyclone Adams.
Blackmire: And what a show we have for you tonight, as we just saw, it seems Kenny Cadence and The Valera’s are bound to explode sometime tonight yet again! Along with members of the Breathnach clan and Angelhammer facing each other yet again after an inconclusive finish between Lyles and Sabaoth last week. And our heavyweight title contenders Aiden MacSeal and Ikbal Rizwan facing off in a preview tag team match, featuring the very interesting personalities of Mark Flash and B.L. Zebub! But of course, we have to have something to start with, and tonight, that is Dick Blair vs Mac Candor! We send it to James Ulysses in the ring!
We then cut to a view of ringside, where Ulysses is all prepped to make his announcements.
Ulysses: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a singles match set for one fall, with a 60 minute time limit! Introducing first-
A british comedian demands you observe his copious amount of currency, as we then see Dick Blair walk out onto the entranceway, a huge smirk planted on his face, as he observes himself in his hand mirror.
Ulysses: From Nantucket, Massachusetts, weighing in at 220 pounds, Dick Blair!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOO!
Blackmire: And here comes a man on an absolute roll right now! Dick Blair has been merciless and vicious in his last two outings. Capitalizing on Jay Riviera hurting his leg by getting him into a rolling kneebar, and tormenting the unwilling Timmy Caserta with the same move. I think he’s feeling more confident and cocky than ever, which is really saying something!
Blair walks to the ring mostly ignoring the fans, occasionally giving them a hand wave to tell them “shoo”, but mostly spending his time admiring himself. He eventually makes his way to the ring apron, as he steps onto it, and then into the ring, setting his mirror down in a corner, as he awaits his opponent.
We then hear Locomotive by Big Wreck blast through the speakers as the imposing Mac Candor comes out from behind the curtain. As he looks out to and points to the crowd, acknowledging their support.
Ulysses: And introducing next, from Buffalo, New York, weighing in at 305 pounds, Mac “The Mammoth” Candor!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Blackmire: Now, comes a man on a seemingly opposite trajectory than Blair. Years of wear and tear on his body, waking up in physical pain, dealing with the mental pain not feeling like you’re in your prime anymore puts you through, not having the same comforts as Dick, having people to provide for, and of course, a loss last week to the much smaller GiGi. Of course he has the strength advantage, but considering all the tolls taken on Candor, I don’t think one would be insane for considering Blair the favorite. But Candor still is a veteran, he has cards up his sleeve, and he knows what kinds of card others hide up theirs, you can never count out someone who knows wrestling inside out like he does.
Candor slowly stomps his way down to the ring, his steps carrying a heavy weight to them, as he eventually reaches the ring apron, stepping onto it, then stepping over the ropes and into the ring. Referee Yancy Johnson checks to see if both men are ready, and determining they are, calls for the bell!
DING DING DING
As soon as the bell rings, Blair comes at Candor, going after the legs to go into a rolling kneebar! But as he starts the process, Candor grabs Blair! Using his strength to keep Blair in place, as he then pops Blair back up, grabbing him in a front facelock, lifting, and bringing him back down hard in a vertical suplex!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Blackmire: Blair going for the kneebar yet again, but Candor has it scouted, and stops it in it’s track!
Blair tenses up, holding at his back, as Candor does not let up, grabbing Blair up again, and lifting him in suplex position again, only this time to just toss Blair across the ring rather than a traditional suplex!
Crowd: WOAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Blackmire: Now Candor with an incredible display of strength! Tossing Blair around like he’s nothing!
Blair writhes around on the mat in pain, as Candor picks him up off the mat, and whips him into a corner! As Candor then rushes at Blair, and clubs him hard with a running lariat in the corner! Instantly sinking Blair down to a seated position! Candor then runs back off to the opposite corner, as he goes to rush back at Blair once again! But before he can deliver on anything, Blair powders out the ring! Falling to his knees as he gets on the outside, clutching at his upper chest.
Cyclone: Blair looking like he’s already had enough! He’s had an easy time of things in that ring recently with opponents injuring themselves, or just not being up to snuff. So he’s probably not come in here prepared for when he gets thrown off his game, as his hot streak combined with his already inflated ego has likely left him feeling that wasn’t gonna happen at all!
Blair gets his way over to the barricade, grabbing it in order to pull himself up. Candor waits in the ring for Blair to come back in, but Blair takes a moment to collect himself, as Yancy begins to count…...and then Blair takes more moments-
3!
4!
5!
..and walks around some more to continue collecting himself.
6!
7!
8!
…….and just continues to stall.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
9!
10!
As Yancy gets halfway through the count, Blair goes and finally gets back in the ring!....then promptly rolls right back out.
1!
2!
Candor yells out in growing frustration at Blair, calling for him to actually get back in the ring, as Blair just waves him off. Blair takes another few seconds stalling around the ring, before Candor eventually has enough, and rolls out the ring after him! As he does so, Blair goes to grab Candor and whip him into the barricade! But Candor anticipates this, and reverses! Sending Blair crashing back first into the barricade instead!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Blackmire: Blair trying to frustrate and bait Candor in, but Candor’s been around for a long time and has seen all the tricks! It’s harder to fool someone with as much experience as Candor, and when you fail against a veteran, they know how to make you pay for it!
Blair is backed against the corner barricade, gritting his teeth in pain. While meanwhile, Candor backs off, getting a decent distance away from Blair, before coming to rush back to Blair! But as he’s running, Blair manages to lower himself for a drop toe hold on Candor, tripping him, and sending him head first into the barricade!
Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Candor slumps against the barricade, holding at his head, as Blair makes his way up behind Candor. Taking the opportunity grabbing the back of Candor’s head, hooking him, and dropping him to the floor with a reverse DDT!
Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Blackmire: What a combo by Blair! Sending Candor’s head into the barricade, then dropping it to the floor with a reverse DDT!
Cyclone: And it’s solid strategy too, we saw last week GiGi claim victory over Candor after going at his head, and Blair is much more physically imposing and just as if not more dirty. It’s hard to do your big power moves and strikes when you’ve been rocked too much to function properly.
Candor holds at the back of his head on the ground, as Blair grabs him, picking Candor up just barely, taking him over to the apron, and slowly rolling Candor into the ring bit by bit. Blair then gets into the ring himself, as Candor goes to try and sit back up, but Blair kicks at Candor’s head! Putting him right back down to the mat, as Blair grabs the ropes to give him a base as he unleashes stomp after stomp into Candor’s chest!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Blair stomps and stomps away, as Candor goes and backs himself into a corner to try and create space, but Blair just keeps following with more stomps, taking all the air out of Candor! Yancy then begins to count Blair off, first getting to a one, then a two, then a three, then a four, as Blair then turns around, putting his hands up to proclaim he’s stopped…….while exploiting his position right in front of Yancy’s field of vision to lay in mule stomps to Candor after he’s supposed to have stopped!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Blair then actually lets up, as he turns back around, and tries to lift Candor up in the corner, but Candor pushes him away! Blair is a bit wobbly from the force of the push, but it still only buys Candor a second, as Blair recovers, and comes rushing back at Candor with a vicious knee strike to the head!
Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Blackmire: Blair with complete control of this match right now! Blair in his zone, brutally and slowly ripping Candor apart!
Candor is sunk back down to a sitting position, knocked completely loopy by the knee strike, as Blair runs off to the opposite corner, then comes rushing back at Candor!.....only to come to a dead stop right in front of Candor, squat down, and slap Candor in the face!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Blackmire: Now come on! Disgusting disrespect from Blair!
Blair just walks off with a smirk planted on his face, as he comes back at Candor with a real move this time! Rushing in for a low front dropkick to Candor’s face! Stunning Candor, as Blair grabs him, and manages to drag Candor just barely far enough from the ropes to be comfortable going into the pin!
1!
2! No! Kickout from Candor!
As Candor kicks out, Blair grabs Candor’s head, getting him in a front facelock, and trying to bring Candor up by it. Blair struggles with all of Candor’s weight, only bringing Candor up inch by inch, taking so long that Candor recovers enough to go and deliver some punches into Blair’s gut! Stopping Blair momentarily, but Blair quickly comes back with a knee lift to Candor! Stunning Candor again, as Blair re-grabs him, lifting him up the rest of the way! As he now has Candor fully up, Blair then strikes with a hard left jab! Knocking Candor a bit loopy, but not satisfied, Blair tosses in another hard jab at Candor’s face! Rocking Candor further, but Candor still firmly on his feet, and so Candor tosses in a third hard jab! Sending Candor a bit wobbly, and satisfied with this, Blair goes in for an uppercut with the right! But suddenly, Candor catches Blair’s arm! Blair’s eyes widen, but before he can really react, Candor uses his strength to yank Blair’s arm down, and splat Blair face first down to the mat!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Candor then quickly bends down, grabbing Candor in a gutwrench, and lifting him up in it! As he has Blair lifted, Blair desperately struggles around, looking panicked, but it’s no match to Candor’s raw grip and strength, as Candor then brings Blair back down with a gutwrench suplex! Sending Blair back down hard, as we hear Blair let out an undignified swear in pain!
Crowd: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Candor then gets to his feet, taking a moment, holding at his head and collecting himself. As he looks down at Blair laid out on the mat, and gets an idea. As Candor then runs the ropes, and comes back with a big boy senton onto Blair! Squashing Blair under his weight!
Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Blackmire: JESUS! THAT’S THE WHOLE OF 305 POUNDS COMING DOWN ONTO YOU! THAT IS JUST PLAIN DESTRUCTIVE! THE COVER FROM CANDOR!
1!
2! No A beleaguered kickout from Blair!
Blair only lifts his shoulder up a tiny bit, as he has very plainly obvious issues with breathing with that much mass having just crashed down onto him. As Candor then grabs Blair, whips him into a corner, and follows Blair to nail him with a stiff running forearm as soon as he hits the corner! Blair comes stumbling out of the corner, as Candor takes the chance to go run the ropes, and come back with a big boot to Blair! But Blair manages to duck under! Candor turns around to face Blair after missing him, and Blair goes for a kick to Candor’s gut! But Candor catches the gut kick, keeping a hold of Blair’s leg, as he uses it to pull Blair in, and sink his head down low for a headbutt into the upper chest! Absolutely flooring Blair to the ground!
Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Blair clutches at his chest on the ground, moaning out in pain, as Candor turns to the crowd, and lets out a roar of determination!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Candor then goes back over to Blair, picking him up, and whipping him into the ropes! And as Blair comes back, Candor goes to lift him up in a sidewalk slam! But as he lifts Blair, Blair over-rotates himself to flip out and behind Candor! And before Candor can turn around, Blair rolls him down into a schoolboy pin!
1!
2!
3!
No! Kickout from Candor!
The two men scramble to their feet as fast as they can coming out of the pin, getting up about the same time, as Candor swings with a wild haymaker! But Blair ducks under, and as Candor’s momentum causes him to face away from Blair, Blair capitalizes! Grabbing the back of Candor’s head, hooking him, and dropping the back of Candor’s neck onto his knee! Candor sits up, his body tense, holding at his neck, as Blair then quickly shoots a low dropkick to the back of Candor’s head! Candor now completely laying on the mat, as Blair adjusts Candor’s body to be parallel to the ropes, before shooting in another cover!
1!
Blair has his feet on the ropes!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOO!
2!
3!
No! Yancy before he hits the mat realizes where Blair’s feet are, and calls off the pin!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Blair gets up to his feet, yelling at Yancy, pushing him around in anger, as Yancy threatens Blair with DQ if he pushes this further! Not wanting to risk that, Blair turns around in a huff, and right into a standing Candor who fires a hard elbow strike into Blair’s face!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The strike rocks Blair, who’s turned around by the force of it, as Candor grabs him in a waistlock from behind, shifts around, before tossing Blair back onto his neck and shoulders with a german suplex!
Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Blackmire: Blair attempting to steal the victory, and when he gets mad that he gets caught, it all blows up right in his face!
Blair holds at his neck, as he backs himself up to a seated position in the corner, and uses the ropes to force himself up to his feet. He struggles through it with the pain he’s in, but eventually, Blair makes it back to his feet! And as he does, Candor comes rushing towards him, and nails him with a running european uppercut! Sinking Blair right down in the corner, his eyes looking empty, as Candor grabs him and sets him right back up in the corner! Candor then goes to the opposite corner, as he rushes in for a second european! But Blair manages to move out the way! Candor shifts himself to hit the corner without hurting himself, as he eyes down Blair, and goes at him forward out of the corner! But Blair moves out the way of this attack as well! And this time, uses Candor’s momentum to push him into Yancy! Barreling Yancy over! And as Candor turns around to face Blair again, Blair kicks him right in the gonads!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Blackmire: AH COME ON! BULLSHIT! Blair knocking down Yancy, and the illegal low blow!
Candor falls to the ground holding at his nuts, as Blair falls to the ground himself in exhaustion. Blair then crawls his way over to the corner, where he picks one item up, his hand mirror he had set down earlier.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Blair grasps the mirror, as he makes his way back up to his feet, as he calls for Candor to get up!
Blackmire: Blair with that damn hand mirror! Looking to smash it over Candor’s head! Not like this!
Blair has an almost crazed look in his eye, yelling and signaling with his arms at Candor, who begins to make his way up, first getting to all fours, and pushing his way up from there. Bit by bit, Candor gets to a stand, the pain in his balls clearly slowing him, but not stopping him, as he eventually makes it to his feet, and Blair comes rushing in swinging his mirror into Candor’s head! But Candor dodges! Blair turns around after his miss, but he turns around straight into Candor booting him in the face! Taking him out!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Blackmire: Candor out the way! Foiling Blair’s plans! By god what a big boot!
Blair’s mirror flies out of his hand, and to another side of the ring. As Candor looks at it, walks over to it, looks out to the crowd, before stomping on the mirror! Smashing it up himself!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Blackmire: AH HELL YEAH!
Candor then notices Yancy beginning to show signs of life again, and so goes back over to Blair, picking him up, setting his head between his legs, and lifting him into powerbomb position! From which Candor just fucking yeets Blair’s whole body hard into the mat!
Crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHH!
Blackmire: DA BOMB! CRUMPLING BLAIR’S WHOLE BODY UP! CANDOR INTO THE COVER!
1!
2!
3!
No! Blair kicks out at the last moment!
But this kickout does not deter Candor, who immediately grabs the neck of Blair, picking him up to his feet by it. Before he lifts Blair into the air for a chokeslam, before finishing him on his knee for a chokeslam backbreaker! Folding Blair in half!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Blackmire: ICE AGE! THIS HAS TO BE IT! THE COVER!
1!
2!
3!
DING DING DING
Ulysses: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner via pinfall, at a time of 14:47, MAC “THE MAMMOTH” CANDOR!
Crowd: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Candor promptly raises his arms in the air in victory, as he then just as promptly just lays on the mat in exhaustion.
Blackmire: Candor with a huge win! Candor finding his ground, and putting in one hell of a performance! Do not be mistaken, this man still has tons left in the tank! He can still go with anybody! Blair pulled out everything he can, frustrating Candor, attacking his head, illegal pins, eliminating the ref, hand mirrors, but today, it’s just not enough to put away that man Mac Candor!
Cyclone: As Candor said, he has a lot to fight for, his own pride on the line, and most of all, being able to do good by his family! Candor is a type of man with the motivation to go and earn that winner’s purse, and Blair’s comfortable lifestyle might’ve not given him enough drive that he would’ve needed to overcome Candor tonight! Impressive performances from both men, but Mac Candor just too damn good, too damn strong tonight!
Candor eventually goes to push himself up to his feet, covered in sweat, body riddled in pain, but a smile on his face, as he makes his way over to turnbuckles, and poses to the crowd!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Meanwhile, ring crew help Blair up, and assist him out the ring and up the entranceway. But halfway through it, Blair realizes what’s going on, and not wanting commoners to touch him, forcefully pushes the crew off of him, looking back at them in disgust, and making his way out himself. As back in the ring, Candor steps off the turnbuckles, a wide smile of appreciation on his face, the crowd chanting-
Crowd: CAN-DOR! CAN-DOR! CAN-DOR!
Candor then exits the ring himself, making his way up the entranceway, slapping hands with fans as he makes his way out. Eventually reaching the curtain, posing to the fans one more time, before heading through.
We then open a new scene, as we’re backstage in the locker room, where we once more see Kenny Cadence, clad in a white/turquoise get-up, just sitting down, earbuds in, seemingly in thought, before we hear-
???: YOOO! HEY MAN! BIG FAN!
Kenny is startled by the interruption, taking out his earbuds, as he turns his head to see who caused the interruption, Mark Flash.
Flash: Dude, I can’t believe this, it’s really you! Really love all your matches, that victory over Pancho was hell impressive! That diving leg drop? So frickin’ cool! Man, I wish I had that kinda power in one of my limbs! That’s just incredible the shape you’re in and the skill you have! Sorry for what happened to you last week bro, was really disappointed in The Valera’s, I know they can be kinda problematic but that was especially not cash money of them, you deserve better bro.
Kenny: Um--oh-thank you.
Flash: Just unfair how they ganged up on you! Bro, you ever need some support, you need a second-in-command, i’m right here ready to help! I’d be frickin’ honored to man! Whatever you need i’ll give it my all!
Kenny: Thank you for the offer, but uh, I think i’ll be fine. I know how to handle myself.
Flash: Ah man are you sure? I was getting myself really pumped up about this! Going in there side by side with you, unleashing some VARIOUS MARTIAL ARTS NOISES, ALONGSIDE EXAGGERATED KICKING AND PUNCHING on some fools! You really really sure you don’t need someone by your side? There’s nothing wrong with needing some companionship man!
Kenny: Listen, maybe, I don’t know, you have a match tonight man, I don’t want to take your focus away from that. That’s a winners purse you could get and I don’t want to cause distractions that end up being the reason you don’t get it.
Flash: Okay dude! Whatever you think is best man! Just know i’ll be here if you ever change your mind!
Kenny: Yeah, uh, thank you.
Flash: See you ‘round man!
Flash then bolts off screen, going god knows where, as Kenny puts his earbuds back in, and goes back into thought-
Kenny: …...I might have to consider him.
We then gradually fade away from the scene, cutting out on Kenny alone in the locker room.
In the next match, Alexis Breathnach faced Rondel Pivot after their respective tag team partners wrestled to a double-pinfall draw last week. Referee Jefferson Masanori only barely got them to not jump the bell, and both came out swinging right from the starting gate - Pivot forced a lockup (with circling, naturally) but Alexis broke it and threw a flurry of forearms, to which Pivot responded with discus punches, and then took Alexis down with an arm wringer and locked on a spinning wrist lock. Despite all the torque to her arm Alexis got a foot on the ropes and came back striking even harder with the other arm, then hit Pivot with a reverse STO for a near-fall. Pivot did an impressive spinning kip-up but expended precious energy on it and couldn’t block when Alexis gave him a taste of his own medicine with the Irish Kiss discus elbow and then dropped him on his head with a poison hurricanrana for another near-fall. However, Pivot finally parried Alexis’s next big strikes and came back by hitting roundhouse kicks and discus chops and managed to make it to the ropes, hitting the Chaos Orb half-discus frog splash for a near-fall. As she kicked out Pivot put Alexis in La Orichalca, but she swung herself off his shoulders and hit a single knee facebreaker, then put Pivot up on the middle rope for her rope-hung codebreaker for a near-fall. Alexis gave him a snap suplex into the ropes and then impressed the crowd with a huge Biel throw to the outside, then hit an elbow drop from the apron onto the floor, and the two continued their brawl outside the ring and ultimately into the crowd - Rondel still kept spinning as always but just popped his hips and brought his arms in close, careful to hit only Alexis and not put the crowd members in danger with a wild shot. They tried to get back to the ring to beat the count, but both just wanted to get more shots in on the other, with Pivot throwing Flashing Elbows to Alexis on the floor and Alexis firing back with Yasmin’s Special Mix and a running DDT on the concrete, leaving both laid out. Masanori called for the double count-out in 7 minutes, 22 seconds.
We cut into a different scene yet again, as we once more see Kenny Cadence, now in a different backstage area, seemingly amongst the rather meager catering, which seems to be a not very wide selection of different Subway ingredients. Kenny looks over the mediocre selection of mediocre food, wondering whether he should make a sandwich, before in his focus on that, he doesn’t have focus of others, as he bumps right into someone! That someone being none other than Donna Biastranzjeh, causing her to nearly drop her sword!
Donna: Woah! Be careful! This sword is dangerous! It’s a real japanese antique! It will either cut you, have it’s value lowered when it gets damaged, or both!
Cadence: Oh shit sorry! You sure you should be carrying it around everywhere?
Donna: You saw it last week Kenny! I need this for protection! You do not know when you’re going to need to slash someone!
Cadence: Yeah, sorry about that by the way, you shouldn’t have been put in that position.
Donna: Ah it’s alright, it was just the Valera’s being unreasonable, hell, you jumped to my defense didn’t you? I owe you one for ending up sacrificing yourself. You ever need back up against The Valera’s, I can always help..
Donna looks at her sword as she finishes her sentence, as Kenny speaks-
Cadence: Ah, no, I don’t like them, but I don’t need them killed or anything!
Donna: Come on, don’t tell me you’re trying to do this alone after last week.
Cadence: Listen, I appreciate the offer but I don’t need to be an accomplice to murder-
Donna: I was told earlier by Mark you rejected his offer, I don’t think that man has ever heard of murder! There’s something more here isn’t there? If you’re rejecting because of stubborn pride, you need to learn when to put aside your pride to create the best scenerio for yourself, and you’re not gonna make it being beaten down by The Valera’s every day.
Cadence: It’s not that! It’s not that at all! It isn’t pride, I was able to put that to the side when I was broke, it’s just uh, it’s just confidence that I know I can find a solution to deal with them.
Donna: Okay, whatever you say. I still do need to pay you back for what you did for me though, so how about this…
Donna disappears behind all the catering for a moment, then one second later, re-emerges, now decked out in full subway employee gear, as she asks-
Donna: I can handle your catering for you!
Cadence: Oh! Thank you! I’ll accept that, i’ll have uhhh-
But as Cadence is deciding on what he wants, all of sudden, there’s more commotion behind catering, as it all suddenly topples over! Cadence quickly dives to get out the way, as we see Donna floored on the ground, her sword out of arms reach, as we see the culprits, the Valera’s hiding behind the catering! The Valera stomp and stomp on Donna, as Cadence bounces to his feet, and comes charging at The Valera’s! But Pancho catches him, goozling Kenny’s neck!
Pancho: Trying the same tricks again?
Pancho keeps Kenny held in place by his neck, as Enrique picks Donna up, double underhooking her arms, and spiking her head into the ground with his Death Valley DDT!
Pancho: You never learn do you? Never taught the value of family, the value of having others around you, growing up in your individualistic fantasyland.
Pancho then forcefully pushes Kenny down to the ground!
Enrique: You, you’re pathetic, nearly damn all of you are. Always so confident you can handle us, that you know better, than you’re better alone than two of people like me. But when people like us realize our power, it’s revealed, you really can’t do shit to stop it, can you?
Cadence: You utilize your power like this?!
Enrique: And always morally superior too. We’ll show you some mercy this time, maybe us knocking you out just didn’t give you enough time to think. We’ll see ya down the road.
The Valera’s then walk off, as Kenny is on the ground, amongst a lot of catering rubble, a look of anger and embarrassment on his face, as he slams his fist on the ground, and we fade out.
COMMERCIAL
We come back from commercial, as we’re backstage once more. Where we yet again see Kenny Cadence, looking frustrated and pissed off, as he goes into the locker room, where off camera, we hear a voice say-
???: Hey, heard you needed back up?
As soon as Kenny hears the voice, he pauses, thinking through his answer.
Cadence: Uhm…..yeah…..yeah I do.
???: Well, i’m more than down to help, cause some hell, and take out some bastards! Just tell me what we’re doing.
Cadence: …..I think I got an idea.
???: Alright, only thing I still need is a bottle of whisky, thirsty as hell and a bit too sober for my liking. You happen to know where any are?
Cadence: I think someone in management carries one around.
???: Perfect, lets get set.
We then cut back into the ring, where we see James Ulysses standing in the middle, mic in hand, ready to announce.
Ulysses: The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first…
David Tibet rants about devil stuff on “Lucifer Over London”, signaling the arrival of B.L. Zebub. Light booing fills the venue, and QWF’s resident satanist comes out with some arcane symbols sloppily painted on his face, a big beeswax candle in one hand - however, as he starts walking eerily to the ring, the candle starts to melt too fast and gets hot wax all over his hand, and he frantically blows the candle out and winces as he peels the wax off his flesh as the crowd boos more.
Cyclone: See, Blackmire? He IS a devil! His hand was too hot because he has fire magic from hell in it.
Blackmire: Well, I - I don’t know.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ulysses: - from Hell, Michigan, weighing in at 300 pounds - B! L! ZEBUB!
Zebub makes his way to the ring as Ulysses announces again…
Ulysses: And his partner…
The crowd reflexively boos even more before “Cold Blooded” plays and Aiden MacSeal starts walking out to the ring, hitting himself on the upper arms and bouncing on his feet to get hyped up and jaw-jacking with the fans who are giving him such a hostile reception. There are a bunch of people with signs standing more or less next to one another in the front row and MacSeal makes it a special point to run past them suddenly and knock all of the signs out of their hands in one fell swoop, which of course makes the booing get louder.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK YOU AIDEN! FUCK YOU AIDEN! FUCK YOU AIDEN!
MacSeal takes his place in the ring next to Zebub and fist bumps him, then sits down on the middle rope.
Ulysses - From Komoka, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 210 pounds - AIDEN! MACSEAL!
Cyclone: Aiden MacSeal looks very relaxed.
Blackmire: That he does - even though in just a week, he has to fight for the QWF Heavyweight Championship.
Cyclone: Well maybe he’s just trying to keep himself loose, you know. Light on the ol’ feet.
Ulysses: And their opponents -
Some car racing music plays - “Running in the 90s” heralds Mark Flash’s arrival and suddenly the young wrestler absolutely bolts from behind the curtain, doing a high-speed glad hand with a couple front row fans before doing a lap around the ring and jumping up onto the ring apron.
Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Ulysses: - from Marksville, LA, weighing in at 220 pounds - MARK! FLASH!
Blackmire: A bit raw and unpolished is Mark Flash, but he’s already shown himself to be an incredible athlete.
Cyclone: Hell yes, I bet Timmy Caserta wishes he were half as fast as Mark Flash. Hah!
Blackmire: And despite his inexperience, he’ll have a golden opportunity here tonight, Cyclone - he’s sitting under the learning tree of his tag team partner, our heavyweight champion Ikbal Rizwan, who’s coming out shortly!
Indeed, “Repent” plays and immediately it becomes apparent that the champ is in the building. Ikbal Rizwan shows himself to a large amount of cheers, doing a shoulder-waggling dance before moving his hands in front of his waist, drawing attention to the huge championship belt he’s wearing. He shakes fan hands and greets Fat Man with Beer as though he were an old friend, then climbs up the ring steps, simultaneously stepping under the top rope and handing his belt down to the timekeeper like a smooth operator.
Crowd: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! RIZWAN! RIZWAN! RIZWAN! RIZWAN! RIZWAN! RIZWAN!
Cyclone: You wanna know what all the confidence in the world looks like?
Blackmire: The match has yet to start but looking at how Rizwan is carrying himself tonight, even for this tag team match that doesn’t even place his title on the line, he is in more than fine form.
Cyclone: What’s Aiden MacSeal got to do tonight in order to increase his chances next week, ya think?
Blackmire: In my professional opinion he’s got to be in there whenever Rizwan is and try to soften up his body as best he can, in hopes that the pain might continue until the championship match at Full Pakicanadian Breakfast. He may want to work the torso for that spear or the leg for Post Apocalyptic State of Mind but he’s also got to avoid getting punishment back from the champion as a receipt - everyone knows he’s good at giving that out.
Ulysses: - from Islamabad, Pakistan, weighing in at 310 pounds, he is YOUR QWF Heavyweight Champion - IKBAL! RIZWAN!
Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Rizwan and Flash talk amongst themselves, and Flash allows for Rizwan to start off the match, who points over at MacSeal/Zebub’s corner, calling for MacSeal to join him in the ring! MacSeal notices, and obliges, stepping into the ring. Laura Prince checks to see if all competitors are ready, and seeing they are, calls for the bell!
DING DING DING
Submitted October 10, 2019 at 08:24AM by youto2 https://ift.tt/2MwKiKY
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