VIDEO GAME MOVIE
Get over here, and watch as these fighters from multiple realms violently finish each other off in front of a nipple-suited dark knight... and also, what the hell is Chris O’Donell doing here? Mortal KomBatman and Robin (Mortal Kombat + Batman and Robin)
This damn mobile-game was reportedly raking in 1 million dollars a day by challenging players to clear boards of confectionary treats to assist odd-couple buddy-cops Chan and Tucker in their quest to rescue the Chinese consul’s kidnapped daughter. Candy CRush Hour (Candy Crush + Rush Hour)
This addicting puzzle games challenges players to clear lines of falling blocks of varying shapes and run a brothel out of your house to pay off Guido before your parents get home TetRisky Business (Tetris + Risky Business)
This free to play, online shoot-em-up has taken over the friggin’ world with it’s robust weapon and building mechanics that will come in handy as the flesh-hungry undead have risen and we need to survive until morning in this rural house. FortNight of the Living Dead (Fortnite + Night of the Living Dead)
A pill addicted spherical protagonist wakka-wakkas on a quest to rid the world of four vengeful ghosts. Luckily, this former criminal has happened upon some fashion-forward technology that gives him the ability to greatly manipulate the size of his body. Pac-MAnt-Man (Pac-Man + Ant-Man)
This VR masterpiece combines the genius of guitar hero with the badassery that is Star Wars for a duel-wielding experience that sets the user in a civil war era black and white experience that leads to, fun fact: the rise of the Ku Klux Klan in real life. Beat SaBirth of a Nation (Beat Sabre + Birth of a Nation)
Kratos almost started a nuclear war with the Soviet Union after accidentally hacking into a military supercomputer whilst searching for sweet new video games. God of War Games (God of War + War Games)
A peculiar book whisks you away to a secluded island where you must solve puzzles by travelling to different ages via magic books in order to free Atrus and escape the island before Skynet and the T-1000 murder John Connor. MysTerminator 2: Judgement day (Myst + Terminator 2: Judgement day)
After a 100 year slumber, Hyrule’s destined warrior awakens to a bout of amnesia and new threat in the form of Calamity Ganon. In order to vanquish evil, our hero must release the four divine beasts, which resemble a camel, an elephant, a salamander and Kevin Bacon’s penis. Legend of Zelda: Breathe of the Wild Things (Legend of Zelda: Breathe of the Wild + Wild Things)
Steal cars, sleep with prostitutes, run errands for crime bosses and avoid that five-star police chase in this open world James Bond movie starring... Teri Hatcher? Grand Theft AuTomorrow Never Dies (Grand Theft Auto + Tomorrow Never Dies)
Bully and Jimmy Lee hit the streets to beat the crap out of rival gangs and steal 50 cars in one night to save their little brother. Double DraGone in 60 Seconds (Double Dragon + Gone in 60 Seconds)
Vampire Hunter, Simon Belmont, and his trusty whip unite with fellow super peoples to undo the snappy antics of the big purple meanie. CastlevaniAvengers: Endgame (Castlevania + Avengers: Endgame)
Your favourite plumber gathers his friends and enemies together for a game night that swiftly sees them joining forces with a band of marionettes to take down the evil Kim Jong-Il Mario ParTeam America World Police (Mario Party + Team America World Police)
HORROR MOVIE
Two British stoners have to get off their couch to fight zombies and attend a class taught by Robin Williams Shaun of the Dead Poets Society (Shaun of the Dead + Dead Poets Society)
Old school monster from swampy depths goes on and underground adventure with his best buds to find rich stuff so he can save his house from developers Creature from the Black LaGoonies (Creature from the Black Lagoon + The Goonies)
Tired of his own holiday, the pumpkin king decides to practise medicine during the Korean War Nightmare Before ChristMASH (Nightmare Before Christmas + MASH)
A murderous machete wielding killer terrorises promiscuous camp counsellors before magically turning into an adult woman who swiftly finds that being grown up isn’t as easy as it seems Friday the 13 Going on 30 (Friday the 13th + 13 Going on 30)
The curator of the Bates motel goes on a musical journey to the afterlife to discovers the secrets of his Mexican heritage PsyCoco (Psycho + Coco)
A gigantic dormant sea monster is awakened by nuclear radiation and descends upon humanity with a love for music and a desire to open a jazz club GodzilLa La Land (Godzilla + La La Land)
In this found footage Classic, New York is terrorised by a mysterious monster who just wants to play catch with his dead dad one last time CloverField of Dreams (Cloverfield + Field of Dreams)
Larry David wears the skin of other people on his face and annoys the hell out of people with his power tool usually reserved for cutting down trees Texas Chainsaw MassaCurb Your Enthusiasm (Texas Chainsaw Massacre + Curb Your Enthusiasm)
The first Dracula and his sassy drag queen friends travel across country in a madcap comedic adventure to make it to Los Angeles in time for a Ms. drag queen America pageant NosferaToo Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (Nosferatu + Too Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar)
A black man must escape the ill intentions of some white well-to-do’s so he can stop a smuggled primate from spreading a deadly virus that could lead to the end of humanity. Get Outbreak (Get Out + Outbreak)
The dream master terrorises sleeping teenagers and makes them scream Stella in their sleep Nightmare on Elm Streetcar named Desire (Nightmare on Elm Street + A Streetcar Named Desire)
A man must survive the murderous intentions of a good guy doll so he and a curtain ring salesman can get home to Chicago in time for thanksgiving Childs Planes, trains and automobiles (Childs play -Chucky film + Planes, Trains and Automobiles)
ROMANTIC MOVIE
Man, this restauranteering family from a southeastern European country on aegen sea sure is large. Hope they accept the man who I have chosen for my husband, who happens to be a crooner from the 80s who specialises in crooning during events where nuptials are the highlight. My Big Fat Greek Wedding Singer (My Big Fat Greek Wedding + Wedding Singer)
Matthew McConaughey best he can make a pretty magazine columnist fall in love with him in just over a week, but definitely in less than two weeks, and hopefully just in time for him to heal up and race in the Daytona 500 against that dude from the princess bride and the first saw movie and also liar liar How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days of Thunder (How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days + Days of Thunder)
moans I’ll have what she’s having... a heaping plate of Connery and a dollop of literary figures like Tom Sawyer and Captain Nemo teaming up to fight Evil. When Harry Met SalLeague of Extraordinary Gentlemen (When Harry Met Sally + League of Extraordinary Gentlemen)
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my scientifically engineered monster-woman who I planned to bequeath to my scientifically engineered monster-man. Prepare to die. The Princess Bride of Frankenstein (The Princess Bride + Bride of Frankenstein)
A young, love-struck guitar player falls head over heels for the new girl, but to win her affection he must defeat all her former zombie lovers who are spreading across the globe, threatening to end humanity as we know it. Scott Pilgrim vs the World War Z (Scott Pilgrim vs the World + World War Z)
Best picture Oscar winner, conside red by many as the best romantic comedy of all time, features a neurotic comedian and a ditzy singer with unforgettable hits like rich girl, private eyes, and maneatter Annie Hall and Oates (Annie Hall + Hall and Oates - the band)
A well to do businessman unexpectedly falls for a beautiful and charming prostitute. Will their love survive societies’ preconceived notions? Not if a chainsaw wielding Nicolas Cage has anything to say about it Pretty WoMandy (Pretty Woman + Mandy)
A cheeky British woman takes to journaling in an attempt to improve herself, chronicling the juicy details of her love life while secretly hiding out in an attic in Nazi-occupied Holland. Bridget Jones’ Diary of Anne Frank (Bridget Jones’ Diary + Diary of Anne Frank)
He got dumped by his seasonally-named girlfriend and he reflects on their very specific 1-year, and 4 1/2 months together, but will all that detective work help him find the killer on this train in time? 500 Days of SumMurder on the Orient Express (500 Days of Summer + Murder on the Orient Express)
A Pakistan-born comedian and grad student, who contracts a mysterious illness, fall in love but get enlisted by a government task force to aid the escalating was against drugs between the US and Mexico. The Big Sicario (The Big Sick + Sicario)
A talking baby that ends up becoming a King/ who ends up becoming John Goodman Look Who’s TalKing Ralph (Look Who’s Talking + King Ralph - also works with King Arthur)
Nobody puts baby in a corner, except Gene Kelly after belting one out in a deluge Dirty DanSinging in the Rain (Dirty Dancing + Singing in the Rain)
A hoity-toity New York fashion designer returns home to her southern roots because she’s still married to her red neck high school boyfriend but ooo-eee, do they love singing ABBA songs together Sweet Home AlabMamma Mia (Sweet Home Alabama + Mamma Mia)
CHRISTMAS MOVIE U A doubting young boy takes an extraordinary train ride to the North Pole while a young, overweight, abused, illiterate teen who is pregnant with her second child is invited to enroll in an alternative school in hopes to change her life around The Polar ExPrecious (The Polar Express + Precious)
A furry mountain-dwelling cynic and his dog leave the safety of their dreary cave to join the British in a naval pursuit of a French privateer during the Napoleonic War How the Grinch Stole ChristMaster and Commander: The Far Side of the World! (How the Grinch Stole Christmas + Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World)
This lowlife, booze-loving Kris Kringle teams up with his little friend to burgle department stores and save a twelve year old prostitute. Bad SanTaxi Driver (Bad Santa + Taxi Driver)
This holiday season a small boy is left to defend himself from Tonto. Home ALone Ranger (Home Alone + Lone Ranger)
An old man goes to court to prove that he is in fact Santa Claus and immediately gets his ass kicked by Raul Julia. Miracle on 24th Street Fighter (Miracle on 24th Street + Street Fighter)
A young boy damn near shoots his eye out after integrating an all-black school with an all-white school, but hot damn what a football team! A Christmas StoRemember the Titans (A Christmas Story + Remember the Titans)
An angel named Clarence shows a family man what the world would be like if he disappeared and everyone stopped confusing him as the messiah. It's a Wonderful Life of Brian (It's a Wonder Life + Life of Brian)
Arnold and Sinbad fight tooth and nail for the the hottest toy of the season: Baberaham Lincoln! Jingle All the Wayne's World (Jingle All the Way + Wayne's World)
The shitter's full!... and these two slackers need to man up and save Christmas from the zombie hoard. National Lampoon's Christmas VacaShaun of the Dead (National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation + Shaun of the Dead)
A magical hat infuses a worthless pile of snow with life, and that makes Ma and Pa Kent super proud! Frosty the SnowMan of Steel (Frosty the Snowman + Man of Steel)
Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker! We've got a mystery to solve! (Hint: the second one's more of a series than a movie) Die Hardy Boys (Die Hard + Hardy Boys)
Nine crisscrossing stories centered around affection during the holiday season including that one about the alcoholic who retreated to Sin City to drink himself to death... But that prostitute though! Love ActuaLeaving Las Vegas (Love Actually + Leaving Las Vegas)
A baby is taken from his home and raised by animals who rob their neighbors for sustenance. ElFantastic Mr. Fox (Elf + Fantastic Mr. Fox)
Nicolas Cage's lavish, fast-paced life is turned upside-down after a platoon of U.S. soldiers is captured by communists and brainwashed. Family Manchurian Candidate (Family Man + Manchurian Candidate)
DISNEY MOVIE
A young prince witnesses the murder of his father, leaving an irreparable emotional scar, so he flees and joins a secret kick-ass British organisation tasked with keeping the world safe The Lion Kingsmen: Secret Service (The Lion King + Kingsmen: Secret Service)
Let your conscious be your guide as this real boy escapes from a chain gang and navigates the Deep South on an odyssey to retrieve buried treasure and avoid becoming a man of constant sorrow PinocchiO Brother, Where Art Thou (Pinocchio + O Brother, Where Art Thou)
A circus performer is relentlessly ridiculed due to his physical deformities, he hits rock bottom after his mother is imprisoned for defending him, but he overcomes these hardships and flies away to save his old-west friend from a pack of savage, cave dwelling cannibals, who literally bisect his buddy alive... in front of him - seriously that was a crazy scene! DumBone Tomahawk (Dumbo + Bone Tomahawk)
A young princess is pricked into an eternal slumber that can only be broken by the kiss of a high school basketball playing, back-flippin’, truck surfin’ lycanthrope Sleeping BeauTeen Wolf (Sleeping Beauty + Teen Wolf)
With the help of a demigod and her touched rooster, an island girl seeks to restore the heart of a goddess and save her people but before she can do so, he ship is taken over by mutineering African slaves intended for sale in the United States of America. (Clues: Directed by Steven Speilberg, also Matthew McConnaughy is in this movie.) MoanAmistad (Moana + Amistad)
Struggling with his parents’ separation and his new life on the plantation, a young boy befriends a sage advice provider, by the name of Uncle Remus who spins yarn through songs like Shut Your Face and Kyle’s Mom’s A Bitch. Song of the South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (Song of the South + South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut)
A gaggle of British youth travel away to a world of pirates, lost boys, fairies and crocodiles and also an ancient maze that they discover during the Spanish civil war, filled with freaky ass creatures like a giant faun and a crazy-ass fairy eater with eyes in the palms of its hands Peter Pan’s Labyrinth (Peter Pan + Pan’s Labyrinth)
A precocious orphan boy is befriended by a giant invisible cartoon lizard and the two are framed for murder after his wife learns that he is cheating on her and she fabricated her disappearance. She also murders Doogie Howser M.D. Pete’s DraGone Girl (Pete’s Dragon + Gone Girl)
A spherical star map falls into the possession of a youthful troublemaker by the name of Jim Hawkins, who takes to the sky in search of adventure and riches, only to be marooned on a mysterious world full of intelligent primates Treasure Planet of the Apes (Treasure Planet + Planet of the Apes)
This street urchin stumbles upon three wishes... but he only has one in his heart... to give up his possessions and freeze to death in a van in Alaska. AladdIn to the Wild (Aladdin + In to the Wild)
Can this fallen god go from “zero to hero” and “at the end of the day” “dream a dream” and find true redemption during the uprising (French) revolution? HercuLes Miserables (Hercules + Les Miserables)
A young man is wanted for murder and enlists the help of an unsuspecting detective to stop a surge of crimes in a small town involving an evil entity that attacks children Who Framed Roger RabbIt (Who Framed Roger Rabbit + It)
After his mother was murdered in cold-blood, a youth navigates grief, falling in love and dealing with the man with the help of an under bio-exorcist who is summoned by a trifecta of name utterances BamBeetlejuice (Bambi + Beetlejuice)
A high school student wants to stand-out above the crowd and impress his crush, but they don’t see eye to eye as she’s too busy utilising terrorist vigilante tactics to topple the fascist, oppressive government that has taken over England and turned it into a police state A Goofy MoV for Vendetta (A Goofy Movie + V for Vendetta)
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