All marvel characters are actually mentally unwell, they dont have powers. Who wins a battle royale?

For instance the hulk is just an angry guy in ripped shorts, iron man is a guy in a carboard box suit etc.

If a character has a weapon consider it to be accecptible to be allowed in a psych ward. Thors hammer would be a blow up hammer and hawkeye would have a ruler with shoelaces and crayons for arrows, wolverine just has slightly longer nails

A character who is proficient in martial arts should be considered to be starwars kid/youtuber tries to do a jumping roundhouse but falls over levels of ability

So all characters are dropped into a field to fight, who comes out on top?

Submitted August 21, 2019 at 11:18PM by AtheistCreationist https://ift.tt/2NmOz5P