This isn’t extreme or particularly funny but it’s a fuck up to me. I’m still waiting for them to dry completely, so this is currently ongoing, I guess.
I’ve recently quit biting my nails and they’ve reached a decent length that I felt it was time to paint them. It gives me an added reason not to bite on them again, even though they’re misshapen and wonky from biting them for 20+ years. Anyway, I get out my good nail polish and top coat, all excited to have pretty nails again.
Did my toes (no, I didn’t bite these), no problem. Did my left hand, no problem. Go to do my right hand... Problem.
I can’t do fuckall with my left hand, except bat in softball as a switch hitter. If I try to paint my right hand, it’s going to look like I stuck my hand in one of those spin art things from the 90’s and let it do its thing. I’m not trying to deal with all that mess.
So, now I’m walking around with one hand painted until my other half gets home and can fix it for me.
tl;dr I’m completely useless with my left hand and painted all my nails except my right hand because of this so now I’m walking around like a weirdo with one hand painted until my significant other gets home to paint my right hand for me.
Edit: “fuck up” not “duck up”.
Submitted July 18, 2019 at 10:45PM by JustBeReasonable13 https://ift.tt/30IVeee
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