Ok, throwaway, I don't *think* she's a reddit girl but this would be pretty hard to come back from if that were the case.
So I met this woman at a concert/arts thing chatted a quick moment and got her number, two days later we go out on our first date. Before the date I joke I'll need to clean my car, we joke about the awful names for the different air fresheners and I buy a little new car smell pine tree and put it on her seat when she gets in, it's a good laugh.
Turn's out she's fiercely intelligent and that in itself turns me on. We have a few drinks at a bar we both really like. I get to know her we laugh, it's a good time. I'm younger she doesn't like it but we still have a good time. She goes to the bathroom and when she comes back she says she wants to call it a night, I don't know why or how but she doesn't, she sits down again and I order another drink. I'm driving and when I order my 3rd drink she comments that I'm driving, so I split it with her and say if we are going to continue this date we're going to have to move it to one of our areas and in a roundabout way that I'd like to move it to my place.
We end up moving the date to her place - cool. We mix some awful tasting drinks and listen to records, I stretch out for her hand and she climbs over to me and plants one on me, boy gee what a lucky guy I am. I put my arm around her waist and flip her over onto her back, we make out and then I scoop her up (200lb weight lifter) and go to her bedroom. We make out on her bed, she says she's not sure if she wants to have sex I say that's fine, I go down on her and we end up having sex...Really intense sex, rough she bleeds a teeny bit, we have sex 4 times I have no idea what came over me. she cums multiple times. In between each session, we spoon and talk and it's intimate, it feels good. We stay up till 5am when she protests she's getting up at 7am we go to sleep I wake up, make her a coffee and leave. Sexy texts the next day, she says she's tiptoeing around the office and she likes it.
She works 7 days a week currently in a number of roles, I won't list what she does because if it's not been a dead give away already that would be the nail in the coffin.
7 days a week means a tight schedule, I take her out for all you can eat dim sum and sushi (I'm clueless sometimes) 4 days later, I bought her a book I mentioned before on date 1, it's full of dark humor and violence both regular and sexual. she tells me ahead of time we can't be intimate as she needs to be up early for work, I want to respect her wishes. She also tells me she ran into a guy she fell in love with last year who returned to the city he didn't reciprocate the feelings and it screwed her up and she may need to cancel. She doesn't cancel.
On the date I ask her when I can see her again, she says not till the following Saturday, 10 days time, that she can stay over and I'll cook her dinner. I tell her I can't wait that long, and she agrees to meet me during the week near her work for an hour-long coffee. Coffee goes great, sexy and smart and those mannerisms... I digress. She slips me the tongue when we kiss goodbye, the sleepover is happening in a few days. I should note she's not a big texter, we text about once every three days.
The day after our coffee date she says she's feeling a little screwed up and can we reschedule, obviously with her focus being on her career having a man aggressively chase you can be taxing - that and running into the guy she still has feelings for, says because she has feelings for him, she would see him again, that they're friends sort of, but because she still has feelings she feels emotionally unavailable. I start asking pretty intense questions I don't care, that I'm having fun with her and I want to keep having fun with her, when are you free again. she says she needs a few days to let this all land. I say no problem, no pressure, take some time I'll text you next week 5 days later she says thanks you and sends a kiss emoji. It's the end of day three and I wanted to check in with a funny way so I wrote this poem but thought it may be too much, the idea is to make her laugh, I also don't want to seem too nice guy so here is what I've written, I will hasten to add that I am crap at poetry.
Hi her name, I just wanted to say,
I hope you’re having a wonderful day.
It’s raining outside, the best weather for thinking,
Listening to records and possibly drinking..
Tea, the English type, just like me,it’s all the hype
if we were on tinder I’d give you a swipe
Maybe better to have something caffeine free,
of a herbal variety?
So I’m checking in with a terrible poem,
I really am no Leonard cohen.
But if it brought a smile to your face,
then perhaps we can occupy
the same warm space.
I’m into you my fellow half jew… I hope you’re not feeling too moo.
I’ll try to make you laugh my best
and with a little luck feel your breast
Your sweet thighs and what's inside,
What a hell of a ride, you sitting astride.
it’s driving me wild the thought of you bare,
my fingers entangled through your hair,
Your hot breath against my cheek
I’ve thought of it lots and all long week.
I want to take your clothes off with my teeth,
And lick you all over and underneath
I digress - I just wanted to say
I hope you’re having a wonderful day.
Too much to send? too crap to send? I think it's funny
I don't really know what I want out of this, I'd be happy with whatever she's happy with right now. I like games, it's not a healthy trait but I recognize that. I just got out of a three year relationship and I'm a bit whatever happens, happens right now, I just felt a connection.
TL;DRStarted dating this girl, we have very intense and good sex on date one, and have had date 2, &3 with no sex (I knew beforehand no sex and I'm cool with that), she texts once every 3 days or so, is playing games, hot and cold. She professed her love for a guy who didn't reciprocate last year, he left the city and returned recently she ran into him and it's made her feel screwed up and she cancelled a sleepover after making out with me the day before. Said she needs a few days to sort out her head, I say I'll text her on x day, 5 days later. It's day three and I wrote the above poem (meant to be funny and sexy) to check in, I just want to know if it's too bold.
Submitted April 15, 2019 at 03:15AM by terriblepoetbadjudge http://bit.ly/2Z8LXMh
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