Hello, I'm not a very lucky or fortunate individual, and I have not really been gifted with brightness. I am also very shy, so please keep this in mind.I'm Sheep, but I have a number of different aliases; Lilith is another and very close to my actual name. I'm looking for a relationship that will hopefully be very intimate and (hopefully) lifelong and won't end in a nasty divorce. I've never been in a relationship (unless you count husbandos as relationships [we all know they don't lol]), am introverted and easily hurt (my previous adventure on okcupid sent me into a very self-destructive downward spiral), so please be gentle with me. I am absolutely not open to hook ups and am looking for something monogamous.
Unfortunately, I'm only attracted to a *very specific type of guy\*, to the point of extreme frustration. To be specific, I really, really, really like ethnic Ashkenazi Jewish guys with curly hair, but being Jewish isn't necessarily a deal breaker (but being able to stomach jokes about it is a must!). Examples of what I'm attracted to are Jamie Gillis, David Hess and Sacha Baron Cohen. I'm not expecting a ridiculously handsome guy like Sacha, but I have a very specific fetish for curly hair. It developed thanks to childhood neglect, and makes it so I'm not romantically and not sexually attracted to anyone without curly hair (but even then it's very selective and makes me very picky). I hate it and am really hoping to find someone who can tolerate this problem.
Hopefully you also have body hair?? If you don't, that's ok too. Some guys just can't grow anything. I'm not open to extreme age gaps/age differences, but am willing to go about 10~ years older than me. I PERSONALLY don't have problems with age differences in relationships, just.. I'm not sure it would be a wise decision and there's social taboo about it.
Me:
- I fit into the "big titty goth gf" meme realm, unfortunately being cursed with a large bust (a G cup for those curious). I'm 5'-5'1", overweight (180-185lbs right now, but was 240 back in July 2018; working on losing weight and my ideal range for my height is 100-120~lbs when you include my bust size).
- Here are some pictures of me for reference: November 2018 ; March 2019 ; April 2019, April 2019 again ; as I lose weight I'll start looking less like a lumpy potato. I hope.
- I'm an insomniac and a night owl, so up at weird hours and with a fluctuating sleep schedule.
- My hair is straight as a nail, knee-length. I want it longer.
- I have a cat.
- I really like sheep.
- I'm half-Japanese (hafu) and have some small ethnic Jewish heritage (but that side of my family doesn't acknowledge my existence LOL).
- I have some internal conflicts about my racial identity and the current political atmosphere doesn't help. I lean towards more classical liberalism/neo-conservative views, and am a strong supporter of the Second Amendment. I'm not a fan of socialism or communism, and am a staunch capitalist.
- I'm an artist. I draw comics, make stickers, keychains and enamel pins.
- I'm drawing a very, very adult/nsfw webcomic about an angry Jewish warlock who hates his dad.
- I like comics. I'm not a fan of Marvel (just not for me), but I do like some DC and Vertigo stuff. Dark Horse is great too. Really like the freedom of creativity that indie comics give to artists.
- I have an affinity for the occult and religious anthropology. I'm very interested in learning about Biblical Yahwism, biblical Judaism, diaspora, post-diaspora culture, etc. and the French occult revival from the 18th and 19th centuries.
- I love horror media and monsters. Giallo films are great, and I really like monsters and body horror.
- I also love films that aren't horror, and really like historical period dramas like Barry Lyndon. I also really love cute stop motion animations, like the stop motion Moomin stuff, Pingu and Rankin/Bass' Mad Monster Party. I also really love surreal Czech stop motion work, like Jan Svankmajer's Faust.
- I really love traditional 2d animation.
- I really love theme park experiences and dark rides. My favorite ride is the Calico Mine Ride at Knott's Berry Farm.
- I really love road tripping and visiting tourist traps.
- I love disco. I love A LOT of other music too, but disco is pretty notable. Boy Harsher's music is something I relate to a lot. I really love Mr. Bungle and Fantomas.
- I love golems. I love terrible golems that destroy and punch everything.
- I've loved pokemon for as long as I can remember. I really like gengar, hypno, mareep, golurk and all the bug pokemon.
- I really love pinball!
- I really like arthropods!
- My favorite treat is raw meat.
- I love cooking!
- I like memes and cursed images.
- Krampus is hot. Demons are hot. I like monsters a lot and like all kinds of monsters. Unfortunately this doesn't reflect the same for human men. :(( It is very frustrating.
- I'm mostly comfortable with talking about nsfw 2D media and stuff (like hentai and erotic art), but not immediately comfortable with talking about actual intimacy or physical sexual activity. You're going to have to get me to trust you before that, but otherwise you can tell me about your waifu or the latest hentai manga you read (just spare me the personal details). Point is: you shouldn't be ashamed of your personal interests even if I don't come off as super receptive at first. If I'm horrified, I'll let you know lol.
- That being said, I'm a dirty pervert but am very shy.
- I'm a bit of a mischievous gremlin. I'm mostly harmless and dumb, but point is I'm fine with un-pc humor and commentary.
- I like learning about manufacturing, industrial and business stuff. Talk to me about investments! Talk to me about managing a warehouse and stock! Talk to me about economics! Talk to me about job, work, ambition! I love that stuff.
- I am super open into doing a Japan trip and travelling with possibly-resulting significant other.
If this, by chance, would happen to apply to you and you're interested, then shoot me a PM. I require proof of fro (I hate saying that, it's really horrible but I don't really know how else to describe it) and would like a general introduction about yourself. If we get along, then I'll give you other contact info..
Submitted April 16, 2019 at 03:18PM by SheepTeeth http://bit.ly/2KIRXIJ
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