Friday, February 8, 2019

I eat skittles

Every so often, when I have a bad day, I will go to the dollar tree and buy some cheapo fake nails and nail glue. I’ll spend an hour or so gluing and then carefully filing just one nail onto my thumb, and paint it and do little nail art designs. Then after I am done, I will open a bag of Skittles then sort them by color (obviously) and scoop them up with my little beautiful fake nail, and once I finish I’ll pluck it right off. Horrible for my nail health but I really could care less. (also i know people grow out their pinky nail for coke)



Submitted February 08, 2019 at 11:32AM by Bitch42069 http://bit.ly/2tbWFD5

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