Over 40? Purge these things from your life | Saved you 40 clicks

1. Hoodies
2. Glitter
3. Frozen Pizza Rolls
4. Your Ex’s Clothing
5. A Platonic Roommate
6. Intense Nail Art
7. Novelty Ties
8. ”Thinking” about Having Kids
9. Not Flossing
10. Trying Experimental Hairstyles
11. Splitting the Bill a Million Ways
12. Skipping Exercise
13. Fake Plants
14. Not Saving Money
15. Baseball Caps
16. Twinkle Lights
17. Stained Clothing
18. Thinking You Need More Money to Be Happy
19. Staying at a Dead-End Job
20. Staying in a Toxic Relationship
21. A Condiment Pack Collection
22. Negative Thinking
23. Sports-Themed Wall Art
24. Stuffed Animals
25. Mismatched Silverware
26. Camo Anything
27. Drinking Heavily
28. Social Media Oversharing
29. Unhealthy Eating Habits
30. Vinyl Tablecloths
31. Keychain Bottle Openers
32. Arts and Crafts From Childhood
33. Mismatched Towels
34. Crazy Jeans
35. Novelty Salt Shakers
36. Flaking on Plans at the Last Minute
37. FOMO
38. Wire Hangers
39. Plastic Utensils

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Submitted January 11, 2019 at 04:29AM by rejeremiad http://bit.ly/2D1TV0F