Freddy's Intervention

Freddy, Bonnie, Chica with a dick, Foxy, and Funtime Chica all sit in a large circle of chairs

Bonnie: Alright, Freddy, you know you're here today.

Freddy: Haha! Yeah! Today I get my intervention!

Bonnie: Freddy, I'm glad you're so enthusiastic, but do you realize what an intervention is?

Freddy sighs

Freddy: Of course I know what an intervention is, Bonnie! I'm not an idiot! Now come on, I'm ready to pwn some noobs in Fortnite with my new intervention!

There is a long silence

Bonnie: Um... Freddy... An intervention isn't a Fortnite weapon...

Freddy: Wait, what?

Freddy jumps up and points at Foxy

Freddy: You lying motherfucker!

Foxy sits with his leg crossed over his other, filing his non-existent nail

Bonnie: Freddy, sit down! And that's another thing! Your anger issues have gotten WAY out of control!

Freddy sits down

Bonnie: Now, the main reason we've called you here is your... Well... Shitting problem.

Freddy: I don't have a shitting problem...

Freddy lets out a long, drawn out fart that lasts for almost a minute

Bonnie: Yes, Freddy. YOU DO.

Bonnie gets up and flips over some paper that was covering a white board

The board is filled with pictures of Freddy playing with shit from multiple different stories.

Bonnie: Your episode at an art museum where you shit and started finger painting with it...

Bonnie points to another

Bonnie: Or the time where you literally ATE your shit after losing on Fortnite.

Freddy: That was justified!

Bonnie: Or even better yet! A more recent one!

Bonnie points to another

Bonnie: When you fucking deep-fried a piece of your shit, took a bite out of it in FRONT OF PEOPLE EATING, and then shoved it down some guy's throat after he yelled at you!

Foxy snickers

Bonnie: Oh, I'm sorry, Foxy. Is this funny to you?

Freddy: I'm sorry, Bonnie! I shit when I'm bored! It's my way of expressing myself!

Bonnie: That's fucking disgusting, Freddy.

Funtime Chica: If I may interrupt... Maybe you could find something else to express yourself with, Freddy? What else are you good at?

Freddy: Umm...

Freddy thinks

Freddy: I've got nothin'.

Bonnie: Well you'd better think of something, because starting tomorrow there will be NO MORE SHITTING. Got me?

Freddy: Awww!

Bonnie: You can "Awww" all you want! You'd better get it all out of your system today.

Freddy: Okay...

Freddy gets up and begins straining

Freddy: GRRRRR...

Bonnie: Freddy what are you...

Foxy: Oh, fuck this. I'm not cleanin' this up.

Foxy exits the room

Bonnie: Oh, fuck! Freddy, no! Stop! Not like this!

Freddy: IT'S TOO LATE, BONNIE! GRRR!

Funtime Chica: I can't do this!

Funtime Chica runs out of the room

Bonnie: Freddy!

Freddy turns to face Bonnie, his face full with veins popping out of his head, his eyes glowing red

Freddy: WHAAAT?!

Bonnie: Jesus Christ!

Bonnie instinctively backs up, but falls out of his chair, causing the chair to topple over as well

Chica with a dick joins in on the fun and jumps up

Chica With a Dick: AAAAAAGH!

Ass ripping noise

Freddy: RAAAAAGH!

Extreme ass ripping noise

Shit begins plopping out of Freddy's ass as Bonnie watches in horror

Freddy: FUUUUUCK!

Chica With a Dick: MMMMMAAAAAH!

Chica with a dick begins shitting as well, the shit piling onto their chairs like lava, almost as if it were eating the chairs

Bonnie: Fucking stop, you two!

Chica with a dick darts her face towards Bonnie and screams

Chica With a Dick:

AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGH!

Bonnie hauls ass out of the room

Freddy suddenly stops shitting

Freddy: Okay, done!

Chica with a dick finishes shitting as well and begins jumping like a cheerleader, her dick bouncing up and down

Bonnie walks back in with cleaning supplies

Bonnie: This is fucking ridiculous!

Chica with a dick is startled by Bonnie and falls into her shit

Chica With a Dick: AGH! AAAGH!

Chica with a dick jumps up and runs at Bonnie with her shit covered body

Bonnie: WAIT! WAIT! CHICA!

But it's too late, Chica with a dick has tackled Bonnie, covering him with shit causing Bonnie to begin throwing up

Freddy: Haha! Get him!

Freddy grabs two handfuls of his shit and throws them at Bonnie, painting him brown

Bonnie: FREDDY-

Chica with a dick's shot of shit lands in Bonnie's mouth, causing more vomit to spew from his mouth as Freddy and Chica with a dick laugh

Submitted January 19, 2019 at 09:32PM by Springlocked800080 http://bit.ly/2W6Xvhx