Freddy, Bonnie, Chica with a dick, Foxy, and Funtime Chica all sit in a large circle of chairs
Bonnie: Alright, Freddy, you know you're here today.
Freddy: Haha! Yeah! Today I get my intervention!
Bonnie: Freddy, I'm glad you're so enthusiastic, but do you realize what an intervention is?
Freddy sighs
Freddy: Of course I know what an intervention is, Bonnie! I'm not an idiot! Now come on, I'm ready to pwn some noobs in Fortnite with my new intervention!
There is a long silence
Bonnie: Um... Freddy... An intervention isn't a Fortnite weapon...
Freddy: Wait, what?
Freddy jumps up and points at Foxy
Freddy: You lying motherfucker!
Foxy sits with his leg crossed over his other, filing his non-existent nail
Bonnie: Freddy, sit down! And that's another thing! Your anger issues have gotten WAY out of control!
Freddy sits down
Bonnie: Now, the main reason we've called you here is your... Well... Shitting problem.
Freddy: I don't have a shitting problem...
Freddy lets out a long, drawn out fart that lasts for almost a minute
Bonnie: Yes, Freddy. YOU DO.
Bonnie gets up and flips over some paper that was covering a white board
The board is filled with pictures of Freddy playing with shit from multiple different stories.
Bonnie: Your episode at an art museum where you shit and started finger painting with it...
Bonnie points to another
Bonnie: Or the time where you literally ATE your shit after losing on Fortnite.
Freddy: That was justified!
Bonnie: Or even better yet! A more recent one!
Bonnie points to another
Bonnie: When you fucking deep-fried a piece of your shit, took a bite out of it in FRONT OF PEOPLE EATING, and then shoved it down some guy's throat after he yelled at you!
Foxy snickers
Bonnie: Oh, I'm sorry, Foxy. Is this funny to you?
Freddy: I'm sorry, Bonnie! I shit when I'm bored! It's my way of expressing myself!
Bonnie: That's fucking disgusting, Freddy.
Funtime Chica: If I may interrupt... Maybe you could find something else to express yourself with, Freddy? What else are you good at?
Freddy: Umm...
Freddy thinks
Freddy: I've got nothin'.
Bonnie: Well you'd better think of something, because starting tomorrow there will be NO MORE SHITTING. Got me?
Freddy: Awww!
Bonnie: You can "Awww" all you want! You'd better get it all out of your system today.
Freddy: Okay...
Freddy gets up and begins straining
Freddy: GRRRRR...
Bonnie: Freddy what are you...
Foxy: Oh, fuck this. I'm not cleanin' this up.
Foxy exits the room
Bonnie: Oh, fuck! Freddy, no! Stop! Not like this!
Freddy: IT'S TOO LATE, BONNIE! GRRR!
Funtime Chica: I can't do this!
Funtime Chica runs out of the room
Bonnie: Freddy!
Freddy turns to face Bonnie, his face full with veins popping out of his head, his eyes glowing red
Freddy: WHAAAT?!
Bonnie: Jesus Christ!
Bonnie instinctively backs up, but falls out of his chair, causing the chair to topple over as well
Chica with a dick joins in on the fun and jumps up
Chica With a Dick: AAAAAAGH!
Ass ripping noise
Freddy: RAAAAAGH!
Extreme ass ripping noise
Shit begins plopping out of Freddy's ass as Bonnie watches in horror
Freddy: FUUUUUCK!
Chica With a Dick: MMMMMAAAAAH!
Chica with a dick begins shitting as well, the shit piling onto their chairs like lava, almost as if it were eating the chairs
Bonnie: Fucking stop, you two!
Chica with a dick darts her face towards Bonnie and screams
Chica With a Dick:
AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGH!
Bonnie hauls ass out of the room
Freddy suddenly stops shitting
Freddy: Okay, done!
Chica with a dick finishes shitting as well and begins jumping like a cheerleader, her dick bouncing up and down
Bonnie walks back in with cleaning supplies
Bonnie: This is fucking ridiculous!
Chica with a dick is startled by Bonnie and falls into her shit
Chica With a Dick: AGH! AAAGH!
Chica with a dick jumps up and runs at Bonnie with her shit covered body
Bonnie: WAIT! WAIT! CHICA!
But it's too late, Chica with a dick has tackled Bonnie, covering him with shit causing Bonnie to begin throwing up
Freddy: Haha! Get him!
Freddy grabs two handfuls of his shit and throws them at Bonnie, painting him brown
Bonnie: FREDDY-
Chica with a dick's shot of shit lands in Bonnie's mouth, causing more vomit to spew from his mouth as Freddy and Chica with a dick laugh
Submitted January 19, 2019 at 09:32PM by Springlocked800080 http://bit.ly/2W6Xvhx
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