After what feels like hours of commercials on various subjects such as Cassandra, Aspyn and Tooth’s sex toy line from Second Chance which should’ve won *cough*, a Just Dance version of Creme’s iconic lipsyncs and an endless promo commercial of Season 1 remastered’s upcoming Finale which has been on air for months, the camera finally switches back to Cassandra in the warm Saharan sun, beads of sweat dripping down her forehead.
“Hello and welcome back to The Amazing Drag Race.” she informs the camera, bright red from the sun's harsh rays.
“5 Queens revealed and 5 more will enter, next up this Queen is one of the icons from the Reddit’s Rising Stars cast, Its her royal highness herself, Her Majesty, Claudette!”
HER MAJESTY, CLAUDETTE (u/TheRegalOneGen):
I am Her Majesty, Claudette. I am truly an ageless creature opposed to my inferior creator Duchess Friege who is a measly 17! I am from the deepest depths of beauty and creativity . . . My creator however is from Ontario, Canada. I ammm truly a ruler of untold wisdom, beauty and talent! Thus, you must refer to me as such! While, Claudette is simply a name that truly embraces my elegance (and also because my creator has a weird connection to Claude Frollo and Hellfire.). My Drag Style in 3 words is Fashion, Character and Iconic! I auditioned to show the peasants how to win! I will slay Every. Single. One. but fashion and sewing above all! I’m not fully knowledgeable about the amazing race. I’m not sure if they go around the world or not. If they do, I would hope we have a chance to go to Addis Ababa as well as somewhere in Echizen or Mino, Japan. What makes me better compared to my competitors? I think the question should be, what isn’t better about me compared to my other competitors. The answer? Nothing.
I don’t support Britney or Christina but I do support Taylor Dayne. Iconic. Clearly I would have to identify with Sasha Velour, my peasant friend! As, we both are gleaming eggs among a large group of uglies! I’d say may the Best Drag Queen win, but we already know it’s me.
Look:
As is typical with Her Majesty, Claudette she went a more creepy and unique direction with the explorer theme. Claudette’s head is like that of the stereotypical alien. But, her head is much larger than any human’s and is also a dark purple. Her eyes are completely black and void of anything but darkness. Her lips also match this being a deep black. It’s also the most human thing that’s part of her body. Her ears don’t exist but small holes protrude out the sides of her head. There’s several of, what looks like, bullet holes throughout her face and her outfit. There’s small bits of ‘blood’ coming out of the bullet holes.
Her dress is a deep black. It holds the body incredibly tight all the way till about the calfs. Where the dress gets wider and wider until it gets to the feet. The dress happens to move up and down as if it's levitating. The dress has built in gloves and covers both of her arms entirely. However, she has long, winding, nasty looking nails that slice through the gloves and look particularly gross.
Her dress accentuates her giant (enormous, like, ENORMOUS) tits. But on top of them being extremely large they’re also misshapen in a way that is very eerie and discomforting. An issue also held by her hips.
Finally, instead of shoes, it looks like her heels are literally just weird, misshapen alien feet that have a dagger sticking out of them. On her dress, along the side of it written in what looks to be blood (and runs like it) is “Take me to your leader.”
“Will she rule us all or end up in the guillotine? I hope for the latter. This next Queen is a talk show host sensation. Its Kitty!”
KITTY (u/KittyIsDead):
I’m Kitty, I’m 21, so someone get me a fucking drink and I’m from Baltimore, Maryland. I got my drag name because I like cats. Well thats it but Catwoman is a HUGE inspiration to me because I love all things latex and sexy. My drag is very sexy weird and budget. A bitch has bills to pay, what can I say? I auditioned because I really hope to be able to compete again and make some new friends and sisters on the way! I can slay any kind of challenge if I have the right inspiration. If I don’t find the right inspiration I tend to flop, but I’m really trying to overcome it! I’m really looking forward to a celebrity impersonation challenge because I’m yet to do one. Honestly take me anywhere with blue skies and a beach and I’ll fall in love, except for the Maldives (we know what they’ve done). No one can get sent home better than I can! Just kidding, I think I’m a very nice and observant person and it gives me more insight into what changes I should be making in my submissions. Britney or Christina? Its Britney Bitch *hair flips* she’s just a bad bitch. X-Tina who? I don’t know her. My last words to my fellow competitors, Are you ready to tame THIS Kitty?
Look:
For my promo look Miss Kitty is channeling her favorite explorer… Dora! She is wearing a super tight pink crop top with spaghetti straps. Her voluptuous breasts are barely covered by her skanky top. Her navel is pierced with two huge diamonds on each side of it. (Like this: https://authoritytattoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Double-Belly-Button-Piercing-3.jpg) Her shorts are low-cut and expose her thick hips. Kitty is wearing orange denim shorts that are barely covering anything. They look home-cut, but still evenly cut all the way across. Her pink thong straps are sticking out over her shorts around her hips. Kitty is wearing yellow socks that go all the way up to her mid-thigh. The top of the socks have yellow flower petals going around them. She is wearing a white stiletto heel that is so pointed it looks like she can stab someone with it. On her back is a comically tiny purple backpack with some large googly eyes glued to it.
Kitty is wearing a very short black bob that goes to about her chin. She has thick blue eyeshadow and and a black winged liner. Her eyebrows look thick and natural. She has harsh contour that looks super draggy. The lip is a lovely ruby red with glitter embezzled all over it. Her lashes look ten feet long and beautiful. She has HUGE gold hoop earrings, because as Willam said,” The bigger the hoop, the bigger the hoe!” In her hand is a yellow lollipop and she is sucking it seductively for the camera with her lucious DSL’s.
“Will she escape the pound or be put to sleep?” All I know is this next Queen has been around since the prehistoric age of this sub when group challenge ideas were discussed on the comments section, its Mademoiselle!”
MADEMOISELLE (u/chihkeyNOPE):
Hello my name is Mademoiselle, I’m 22 years old and from Charlotte, North Carolina! Mademoiselle as a name says to me classy, a little sassy, but still fun and approachable! Also I love French culture, especially wine! *Shadily looks at Cassandra* I would describe my drag as eclectic, graphic and refined, so the complete opposite of Catheterina Dick. I’m auditioning because I realised I love competing in these things and think I can slay most types of challenges, except for maybe lyrics and lipsyncs. I’d love to see more individual challenges, team stuff is always tricky here and I want to live (or die) by my own skills or failures. I’d love to visit, Italy, France (of course) or Morocco! Anywhere cool and unique and exciting. What makes me better than the rest is my my kind heart of course! I’m always down to kiki and a help a Queen if they need. Between Britney and Christina, definitely Britney for the bops, Work Bitch, Hit me Baby One More Time, Toxic, all iconic. I wanna say I identify with Sasha Velour but I think I’m more of a Jinkx #BustedPoodle. One last thing I’d like to say to my fellow competitors is, Good luck to you all!
Look:
Madem’s silhouette and hair are inspired by Tetra, a kickass pirate lady and descendent of Princess Zelda. She sails the Great Sea looking for treasure.
To begin, Mademoiselle wears an open deep blue vest, with golden buttons on the left panel. The vest is unbuttoned, exposing Madem’s chest contour. She wears a stiff red scarf that stays in place as she moves, similar to the neckpiece worn by Raja for the Christmas Design challenge. However, this piece is smaller and only reaches halfway across her left shoulder. Mademoiselle wears shorts that grip just above the knee with elastic, but billow from her waist to her knee, almost like a parachute pant. They are made of pale ivory linen. The waist is accented with a red sash, tied at her right side with a little bit hanging off. A cutlass can be seen sheathed in the sash as well.
On top of all of this, Madem wears an open cloak; the inside is lined in black; with the outside serving as a map of The Great Sea; light blue with orange yellow islands printed on top. The cloak covers Madem’s shoulder and reaches just a few inches above the floor. It has a golden tie that golds it together while Madem wears it.
To accessorize this look, Madem wears a brown leather boot that reaches her mid calf. She has bandages wrapped around her wrists, and fingerless leather gloves. Her hair is blonde and incredibly sculpted; she wears it in a mowhawk-esque style; short in the front, but curling up at the back. Two pieces of hair, shaped like lightning bolts, hang next to her ears. Her makeup is drastic; she wears a heavier contour that strongly defines her cheeks. Her crease is dark and blends out into shades of gold, and her cheeks feature a touch of burgundy eyeshadow as a dark blush. She wears a golden hoop nostril ring in her left nostril that connects via a chain to her left ear. Her right hear features a custom-made golden triforce earring.
“Will she cause a French Revolution or get exiled in St. Helena? Next up this Queen sure knows how to shine bright like a diamond, its Skarlet Diamond!
SKARLET DIAMOND (u/thomas4301):
My name is Skarlet Diamond, and she is 22 years old and from Orlando Florida. (In reality I am from Charlotte North Carolina and I’m 17 and have a deep love for drag and art)
I am very inspired by strong video game females especially in fighting games, like my favorite, Mortal Kombat. My drag name originates from my favorite character in the game “Skarlet”. My last name comes from my birthstone. When combined, “Skarlet Diamond” evokes a really fierce image in my head, just like me.
My drag style in 3 words can be described as “A big mistake”. I’m kidding, really though I’d describe it as “Sexy, Funny, & Polished”
What pushed me to audition for The Amazing Drag Race was seeing a recruitment for it on the Drag Race subreddit. I got super intrigued the moment I seen what it entails. I’ve never participated in anything like this so I’m very hopeful to get a chance to participate and experience all the fun! I want to show off my creativity in such a cool manner like this!
I think I could totally slay a sewing challenge/Ball because I love fashion in general, I may not be the most knowledgeable on the subject but I live for an exquisitely crafted garment. I also think I could do super well on a reading challenge so I get to showcase that I’m versatile and make others laugh.
I of course hope to see a super interesting sewing and comedy challenge. Also, a commercial challenge would be something I’d enjoy so I can be a business fish, C’mon branding!
I would be really happy to go to places like France, Italy, China, Japan, Brazil, Spain, Egypt, and India because of their vast and varied cultures that are all so beautiful and different.
I’m a better competitor than the rest because I’m not afraid to go out of my comfort zone and just go for it. Heck, that’s what I’m doing right now by applying for this. I can go for it each time better than the last, I’m never the type to give up.
Britney or Xtina?? A tough one indeed, but I’d have to go with Britney Spears because I grew up listening to her songs and feeling my oats every time she’d come one. She’s truly a queen for the people.
I most certainly identify most with Shea Coulee from Drag Race because of her down to earth attitude and sense of humor. She doesn’t have to be mean or nasty to people to bring herself up, instead she showcases how fierce she is by simply being the fiercest one in the room always.
To my competitors, I’d say best of luck to everyone and may the best woman win! Have fun and do your best because in the end, you’re all fierce. (But I’m the fiercest!
Look:
My promo look is different take on explorer, an explorer of the sea! My look is a classical pirate themed look, but made fashionable and modern. I’m wearing a tight black corset with a brown snake design and gold buttons down the center, with a dark crimson red shirt underneath. The crimson shirt is off the shoulders and extends to my wrists and flare out. I have a black leather belt on my hips with a gold buckle. I’m wearing tight black leather pants that go to my knees and flare out slightly. I have on black pirate boots that go to me knees and have small gold buckles running up the side. I have on a gold necklace with an emerald amulet that goes down between my cleavage. My wig is long, brunette brunette and wavy, and goes down to the bottoms of my back. I have on a wide brimmed black hat with gold stitching on the brim and a large peacock feather extending out from it. My makeup is dark and sultry, especially around the eyes, like i haven’t had sleep in awhile but super chic. My lipstick is a dark crimson as well.
"Last but certainly not the least, this Queen was one of the few reasons why we were kicked out of the Fantasy sub, Ladies and Gentlemen its Desdemona Fontana!"
DESDEMONA FONTANA (u/DesdemonaFontana):
Hello whores, its me the REAL winner of RDR 4, Des-
“Oops sorry the cast has been filled up sweetie, better luck next time.” Cassandra rudely interrupts the sub’s superstar as security drags her away from the stage.
As Desdemona’s screams echo away pleading with the security men to release her, Cassandra, clearly unbothered turns to the camera with the cast behind her, hungry for the competition to begin.
“9 Queens, 9 stunning destinations around the globe, who will be crowned our Queen of the World?”
Upon the snap of her fingers, a group of large burly masked men enter the stage grabbing the girls as they scream and try to break free. Dixie puts up her best fight but is unfortunately carried away by 4 large men, Angelina hides under the runway, hoping to escape the chaos before being caught and taken away, meanwhile RDR3 Erathelle comes out in full force knocking down lights and filming equipment causing large flames to spread across the runway before being taken down by tranquilizer darts. Amongst all the chaos, one of the masked men mistakenly takes Desdemona with him, assuming her to be one of the cast members as she beams with happiness, unlike Evita, she can finally slither through the sub ban.
With the cast successfully taken away, Cassandra drops her bag of popcorn to the ground and turns back to the camera.
“The competition starts now.” she says with that same toothy grin, her intentions showcased in those damn veneers.
Submitted January 07, 2019 at 07:34AM by Cassandrasworld http://bit.ly/2CS7HTt
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