The episode begins in the vastness of the Sahara desert, the endless sand dunes stretching out as far as the eye can see like an ocean filled with gold glistening in the sun.The camera moves across the beautiful landscape of pure nothingness, the dunes covering the dark secrets the desert hides away.
But what's this?
A large modern structure appears to be popping out of the desert sand, contrasting its isolated location. Upon closer inspection it appears to be a large “T” shaped runway with a figure walking across its perimeter.
The striking woman appears to be wearing a cocoa brown bodysuit filled with pockets on the chest and the sides as her dark red shawl moves with the wind covering her curly brown hair, as the camera follows her down the end of the runway.
“Hello and welcome to The Amazing Drag Race!” the figure smiles with a toothy grin showing off her pearly white veneers.
“I’m your host Cassandra and you may be wondering, Cass what in the hell are you doing hosting your own season? Well if I can’t win one might as well host my own to make some coin after dwindling down my bank account to prepare looks for all 3 seasons I did at once.”
“Now enough about me and lets move on to the girls, she caused quite a stir on the second season of Drag Survivor, its Alexa!”
Alexa appears from the back of the runway and walks towards the centre.
ALEXA (u/AlexaPlayBurnRubber):
Hi my name is Alexa, I’m 24 but in real life I’m 16 and I’m from Fiji! I got my drag name from my username because I couldn’t think of anything else on the spot. I would describe my drag style as fierce, pretty and a work of art, because I’m the type of girl art students would love to paint in the nude. Well I didn’t audition because Cassandra invited me after all the drama I caused in Drag Survivor between the two of us but I’m glad to be here to show everyone I’m not a bitch, I’m just clever. Personally, I think I could do pretty well in challenges that revolve around fashion and aesthetics, I don’t know why but I just feel a personal connection to the fashion industry. If I don’t get sewing challenges then I hope to see a song writing one I guess. Oh I’d love to go to Australia or America, since my dad is in the oil industry, I’ve had to live in Guam, Hawaii and now Fiji so I want to go somewhere that's anchored down to the ground and won’t disappear with a single tsunami wave. What makes me better than my competitors? I’m cunning and I’m smart with how I present myself to this subreddit. Personally I love Britney, I relate to her in so many especially when she had that break down in 2007. I identify a lot with Aquaria, she’s awkward, quirky and pretty. All I want to say to my competitors is watch out because I’m not that innocent.
Look:
For this promo look, I am wearing a dark green romper filled with pockets all over in different shapes and sizes. Wrapped around my body is a large chunky white belt which holds numerous types of tools such as rope, knives, screwdrivers and a Hello Kitty keychain. On my feet I wear a pair of black leather boots and on my head sits a dark brown cowboy hat. For the hair I’m wearing my dark brown wig in pigtails which falls down to my unbuttoned romper exposing my chest and for my makeup I went with a dark blue eye look with pink arches and long eyelashes.
“Will she backstab the girls like how she back stabbed me on Drag Survivor? This next girl ain’t no man, its Amanda!"
Alexa takes her position on one side of the runway as Amanda makes her way down the runway.
AMANDA (u/whatthefork1):
Hi, my name is Amanda. I’m 18 years old and I am from Edinburgh, the city of fried pizzas. I chose the name Amanda because, well I am a man, duhh! My drag is edgy, glamorous and sexy. I chose to audition for the Amazing Drag Race, because I want to show these bitches how it's really done, and because I want to travel the world but as a student I certainly don't have the budget, so it's either this or getting a sugar daddy and trust me I've tried the latter many times. As a high fashion queen, I came to slay the sewing challenges but don't be surprised to see me at the top of a couple comedy challenges. I would love to see a ball challenge inspired by different countries. And also snatch game of course. I really want to travel to Spain, sipping sangrias at the beach while admiring all the hot shirtless hombres - yes please! What makes me better than these so called 'queens'? I don't look like I've put on some random cheap ass shake-n-go wig. Between Britney and Christina, I'm gonna say Britney Spears, just because I know more of her songs, but to be honest I definitely prefer Queen B and Rihanna to them (no shade). I identify most with Raja and technically not a winner, but a true winner in my eyes, Raven. Both are incredibly talented, fashionable queens. And here's some advice to my fellow queens: don't bother unpacking.
Look:
On my head I am wearing a dark brown leather flying helmet. I am also rocking a pair of aviator goggles (http://imgur.com/gallery/Qsr4JFT ). I am in fact not wearing any makeup except for a bright red lipstick. For my outfit, I am wearing a white latex leotard bodysuit with a thin black leather belt around my waist. To accompany this bodysuit, I'm wearing a cropped leather jacket, with several silver plated zips placed strategically around the jacket. I am wearing black fishnet tights with a pair of black combat boots. I am serving you sexy aviator, darling.
“Will Tyra Sanchez murder her before the season begins? We’ll find out soon. Next up, this girl is the Fame monster herself, Angelina Brooks!”
ANGELINA BROOKS (u/ariivolleyball):
Hi my name is Angelina Brooks, I’m 21 years old and I’m from New York. I’m a fan of Lady Gaga and part of her real name is Angelina, Brooks because it reminded me of Nicole Paige Brooks (from Atlanta, Georgia) and I didn’t want to have a mononymous drag name. My style tends to be creative, dark and trendy (well sometimes). The reason why I auditioned is because when I saw this community I thought it was very creative and fun, therefore I wanted to be apart of it. I think I’ll slay anything that is acting or related to acting, but challenges I definitely want to see is ACTING!! Destinations I’d want to go to include L.A., England, London, France or Italy. What makes me better than my competitors? Well, I don’t know what to expect from the competitors, but I do think out of the box so maybe that? Britney and Christina are both pretty good but probably Christina for no reason whatsoever : ). I haven’t seen Dragula, but for drag race probably Jinkx, we’re both weird, underestimated and creative. Any last words for my competitors? Good luck : )
Look:
Instead of a boring beige amour with other lame accessories on it, I decided to go all black! My amour, my shield, my apron- everything black!. On top, I have a couple of feathers. Black with a little red tip to stand out a bit more. I decided to add the feathers from the inspiration of Indians a couple of centuries ago and other Spanish explorers. Beneath the feathers, I am wearing a dark color red hat with the words “come and get it.” labeled on it. Although I am wearing all black, my hair color is dark red and is flowing straight down my back. My boots are (almost) knee-length and have heels on them, making me look the appropriate height of an explorer. I am not wearing any nails only to keep the visual of an explorer, but, I did choose to wear black leather gloves with a little symbol on the left glove (since I'm left-handed.) Attached to me are weapons that are being held by my leather pockets. The majority of them are knives, but I do have a couple of spares just in case someone needed a spare (Get my jist?) I am wearing a bracelet on my right arm to be more fashionable, but that's about it on the jewelry side!
“Will she rule the charts or die out by her 3rd album? only time will tell. This next queen is the Queen Supreme of Orlando, its Dixie Sue Gay Dijon!”
DIXIE SUE GAY DIJON (u/HollabackWig):
My name is Dixie Sue Gay Dijon, but you can call me Dixie Gay Dijon. I’m 19 years old. I live in Orlando when not in the juvenile detention center. My drag name describes me very well because its very sweet, charming, tasty and literally has the word gay in it. My Drag Style in 3 words is Sickening, Charming and Loud. I auditioned for The Amazing Drag Race because I’m going through a rough time so I would love to get a distraction and I need to let the world know I am a fierce bitch. I wanna say look challenges because I am very fashion forward in Orlando’s drag scene, like literally I get so many compliments. Of course I’d hope to see look challenges and I personally love The Amazing Race theme because I never got to travel the world so anything that has to do with traveling. I’d love to visit France because Julia Child inspired me to travel there and I always wanted to try their baguettes. I don’t care about the others because I’m the sweetest here. I’m not here to make friends and I think I am smart enough to come up with great ideas for the game. If you need me to cut a bitch I will gladly do ;-). Britney or Christina? No question Britney. She looks better and Toxic is on Heaven’s playlist. Tbh I identify with Tyra because she can be a sweetheart one moment and read you to filth the next while looking damn good. My last words to my fellow competitors: I’m new here but don’t underestimate my talent bitches or you might regret it.
Look:
Dixie Sue Gay Dijon’s look for the Meet The Queens is a drag version of Ace Ventura. She named her look Queen of the Jungle. She is wearing a sickening long red striped pair of pants that are very loose, but tight around the waist thanks to a black leather belt. Think very masculine pants that your dad would wear in the 70s. For her top she has a white spaghetti strap bra made of cotton. She has a dead parrot sitting on her shoulder. Because of taxidermy, She isn’t wearing a breastplate and her makeup is minimal, just a little mascara chapstick and pink cheeks. Her eye contour is blue with green garage doors. Dixie Sue Gay Dijon’s hair is a long brown and wavy human hair wig. With a lot of gel, she recreated Ventura’s iconic toupet which peeks high in the air while the rest of her hair is very feminine. Think Detox’s wig when she lip synced against Katya, but more flowy. Tied around her waist she has a blue and green hawaiian shirt. She has matching green and blue nails. Her shoes are big bulky brown boots on a very high heel. To complete her look, she is holding a live chimpanzee called Miss Banana. Miss Banana, who wears Charlie Hides high high heels, a strawberry pixie bowl cut and a pink bikini, is holding her hand and runway walks to the gawds with Dixie Sue Gay Dijon who poses the house down boots. They duck walk together at some point in the cute routine. By the end Miss Banana gets tired and climb on Dixie Sue Gay Dijon’s shoulders and massages her scalp.
“Will Dixie break free or will she be too busy dropping the soap in juvie’s shower rooms? We’ll never know. Next up, this Queen is currently slaying Reddit’s Dragula season 3, meet Erathelle!”
ERATHELLE (u/cuntaliefondant):
Hello everyone! I am Flavius by day, Erathelle by night and I am seventeen years of age. I got my drag name by mixing my religious name which is Erastis with my favorite pokemon which is Gothitelle. And there you have it, Erathelle. My drag is electrifying, otherworldly and eye-opening. I auditioned for this season because I want to prove that I am fierce outside of the Dragula environment and that I am so much more than just a look. I can slay a lipsync challenge, I can slay a sewing challenge, I can slay a makeover challenge, you name it and miss Era gets it done. That being said I am really hoping to participate in a makeover challenge! I beat a face like no other. And I would love to travel to any Asian country. What makes me better? What makes me better is my ability to give art and issues and love and war and sex and anything human a physical form through drag. This is something I learned about myself when I created my ice queen look on Dragula from scratch, I gave mental illness a body to manifest itself through. I am the experiences of a human life all crammed into a tiny, stud-like drag queen's body.
I would pick Christina just because I think her songs are more on my taste. I identify with Vander Von Odd from the Dragula world as I feel that I truly did connect with her. There's a bit in which she spoke about how a supermonster has personally witnessed the evils of the world and has managed to overcome them through embodying them and then it finally clicked to me why I enjoy horror so much: I kill any pain by becoming a bigger monster than what's hurting me. From the Drag Race franchise, there aren't many queens that I identify with, I think Sasha Velour would probably be the closest one.
What words I would have for my fellow competitors? Check my crown, kiss the scepter.
Look:
Erathelle's look is a half-man, half-woman Elizabethan explorer. The left side of her body is feminine, while the right side of her body embodies a man. On the left side, her wig has been pulled up into a tight bun, decorated with a lace band with dark rhinestones that keeps it secured tightly, enriching the base of the bun with a subtle ornament. On the right side, the hair has been cut short and it is combed, having a glossy texture, while the sides of the head are shaven clean. Her face has been painted in such a way that androgyny has taken over her features: she has cut her dark eyebrows extremely short as only a whiff of hair remains present, a heavy contour has blemished her cheekbones which now appear massively high, while the red lipstick she's applied has given her a constant 'puckered lips' effect. A Tudor ruff beautifies her neck, but this too is constructed in a way that it shows contrast between male and female: on the right side, the pleats which extend to the back of Erathelle's neck are almost rugged and have a straight, precise hem to them. The pleats themselves are very tight and close to one another. On the left side, the ruff is much more free-form, the fabric extending in its width before a pleat is finally created. At its outermost edges, Erathelle has placed little pearls lined one after another.
The garment itself is of an interesting design. On the right side of the vestment, she wears a dark blue tunic sewed in with black buttons, fitted to perfection, showing off a masculine, well-built side of her chest. At the shoulders, the fabric extends in a half-triangle, having a slight shoulderpad placed. Around her wrists where the sleeves of the tunic end, there is a decoration of white linen placed which bounces slightly whenever she moves. Right at the very end of the tunic, an idea of a pant sprouts. The construction is puffy and ends right at the thigh. The pattern of the 'pant' is striped: going from a white strand of fabric, to a dark blue one, and so on. Just below the 'pant, Erathelle wears lavender stockings that shockingly blend in with a shoe of the same colour, having a very high-heel that makes her tower.
On the left side, the garment is cut in a square neckline, exposing her collarbone. Connecting her sleeves and her corset is a singular piece of white linen. Her sleeves mimic the pattern of the pant at the shoulders in both construction and colour, while the rest of the arm is coated in a dark blue. The corset itself is lighter than the rest of the blue found in her garment and has dark, thin lines cutting through it. Attached to the side of the corset is a puffy blue taffeta which drapes to the side of Erathelle's leg as if she wore half of a gown. It only reaches knee-length, however. On her actual leg she wears a thin buffoon-like pant which is white and ends at the knee, secured on with a white string. Below this pant is the same lavender stocking found in the masculine side of the body, as well as shoes that match.
Erathelle curiously stares at the camera in a pious and poised manner, blinking once as she is being filmed. She opens her mouth and pretends to cough, but a single pearl flies out instead, and from a single pearl, comes out a river of pearls she's vomiting. The explorer has found the hidden treasure.
Erathelle joins the rest of the girls on one side of the stage. They all appear to be unhappy, constantly side-eyeing each other and muttering under their breaths as Alexa shamelessly picks her nose. Cassandra turns to the camera with that same flashy grin from her veneers ordered from eBay since she spent all her money on that grand Second Chance finale performance.
“Well thats our first 5 girls revealed. 5 girls remain. Who are you rooting for? Who do you want to see enter the race? All will be revealed shortly after these messages”
PART 2 COMING SOON
Submitted January 06, 2019 at 03:56PM by Cassandrasworld http://bit.ly/2CS1kQ2
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