Monday, September 10, 2018

My personal rating of the dishonored protagonist personalities. [Billie Lurk is not in this because I never played her]

Corvo

Pros:

>Cool sword

>Badass mask

>Does not say anything in dishonored 1. His very silence earns my respect.

>A chad

>Awesome beard

>Nuts of steel

>Sexy fashion choice

Cons:

>Constantly spouts edgy one liners in dishonored 2

>Looks suspiciously like Harvey Smith sliding him into Gary Sue territory

>Atrocious haircut in dishonored one

>Smells bad(Wore the same clothes for months)

Score: 7/10

Daud

Pros:

>Cool hidden wrist crossbow

>Awesome voice

>Great one liners

>Hates cops and rich people

>Doesn't do smoke or drink

>Explosive arrows

Cons:

>Like the other characters, he looks like a run over plague rat

>Red outfit that's "stealthy"

>Too lazy to upgrade pistol

Score 8/10

Emily

Pros:

>Neat and tidy hair

>Doesn't chew nails

>Great eyebrows

Cons:

>Her personality: Sort of open to new experiences and interested in fighting. That's it. You don't believe me? Try to tell me an interesting Emily quote from dishonored 2.

>Poor excuse for a "disguise". The devs should have used some of the old concept art

>She seems to be a less interesting version of Corvo

>Edgy

Score 4/10



Submitted September 10, 2018 at 10:42PM by Shadow_Of_ https://ift.tt/2QkfhLh

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