CAPRICE: Hello, I’m Caprice Sun!
BRIDGETTE: And I’m Bridgette Antoinette, and you’re watching the first ever episode of Fashion Reddit Ruview!
Sexy intro plays, you know the one xx
C: Yes, we’re here, the two best queens from Season 4, to toot and boot, but mainly boot, all your horrible, ugly fashion choices from Reddit’s Drag Race, past and present!
B: This week, we’d thought we’d ease into it, and start with some Season 2 looks. We’re doing to entrance looks from Episode 1, they have to show exactly who they are, make a statement right off the bat!
C: Yes, and then we’ll cover Episode 2 and the looks from the Talent Show! So, let’s get into it!
C: First up, we have Panthera Leo!
B: I like this look. It demonstrates her brand and the play on her name of you know… being a cat. I guess it’s simple but if we wanna be nice we can call it understated? So Toot I guess?
C: I don’t like it, I’ll be honest. I mean, it’s so Rebecca Glasscock, with the mini-dress, that you revealed into a… swimsuit, then you have the cat ears, now is that a clever foreshadowing thing to your Snatch Game, cuz it’s very Karen “I’m a mouse, duh!”. Overall, this doesn’t excite me. It just tells me that you’re a sexy cat queen and it’s pretty basic. BOOT.
B: Next up, we have Aspyn Ambrose.
C: Another swimsuit, how original. For me, this is better than Pan’s, she has the dripping nails, the club kid boots. I mean, this is like a first out look from Cut Throat but it’s definitely on brand for what Aspyn was, but the look itself is super underwhelming. So, honestly, it’s a boot. The robe kinda keeps the look together, but it’s not tootable, issa boot.
B: Now I agree that this is a boot. For me it’s just so, disjointed? Like everything on it’s on is cute - the nails, the shoes, the robes - but together? No, ma’am, its a boot from me.
C: Here we have miss Chrystal Hinies!
B: Now there’s not really a lot to go on, but from what we can see it’s stunning. It’s certainly a lot more exciting than the third swimsuit and the mug, ugh, stunning! It’s very AHS Freakshow but the hair adds a flair of glamour to it, henny. So for that, Chrystal gets a Toot.
C: I like this, I’m not crazy about it, but it’s at least not a fucking swimsuit. It’s kinda dark for Chrystal, I know she wanted to go for something different this week, but for your entrance, you really should’ve stayed on brand and copied Manila again. ANYWAYS, I like the manic crazy edge of it, the mane could’ve been a bit bigger, but I like the hat. It’s a toot for me.
C: Up next, we have Jayda! ELECTRIC CITY!
B: Now I’m very skeptical on crafty looks for entrances because this where the queen should be looking her finest, mama, so arts and crafts can really drag it down. However, I must admit Jayda is looking FIERCE in this. We love a homemade queen! So it’s gotta be a Toot.
C: This might’ve been the only time I liked a Jayda look, oops. I mean, it’s kinda cute, I think using electrical wire for a ruffling effect is pretty cool and inventive, she would’ve killed an unconventional challenge, I’m sure. The wig could’ve been better, it’s giving me a little too much Lady Gaga reject, I won’t lie, but overall, it’s kinda the best we’ll see her, so it’s a toot. God, I wish she’d kept this aesthetic rather than trying to be “artsy and club kid”.
B: Ok, now let’s talk about Anuchin Bloom.
C: God, can we? Can we just talk about Anuchin for hours and hours on end. What a woman, honestly! Now, this look I dig, it’s super cool and fantasy and weird, you can see the drag that Anuchin does, she’s conceptual but she pushes that androgynous side of her in a way that is still very drag. I really like this look, the armour is cool, I’m digging the references, this is a TOOT.
B: I’ve made my adoration for Anuchin very clear. But to emphasise on that, ugh this is campy and cute and legendary, just like the queen herself. Now the beard doesn’t really go for me, like I just don’t like it but I’m one of those fucking moronic queens that loves being pretty and womanly so ignore me. Nuchy, it’s a toot (call me).
C: Ok, next up, Futura! YOUR UTOPIA!
B: It’s a boot. I’m quite a serious person so to me it’s like oh, haha.. A dildo… But that’s really down to me being lame as fuck, but I just can’t see myself liking this look and this is an example of being crafty not paying off.
C: I don’t know, I kinda love this look, honestly. Just the condom coat sounds fabulous to me, and then the entire dress is a penis. This is so campy and edgy and DRAG. I also see an awful lot of influence in how Futura’s style has developed, honestly, I just think this is funny and irreverant and for that reason, I’mma toot this. So suck on that!
B: Here we have Miss Youth In Asia!
C: This is pretty middle of the road for me. I like the dress for what it is, it’s a statement on hospitals, IV bags takes you to dying people, it just does. She IS her name right now, this is the drag embodiment of Euthanasia. I wish we had a description of the shape of the dress, so I could understand why the pixie cut was chosen. Is it to bring all the attention to the skirt, does the skirt have an Ivy Winters photo dress-like structure? But, yanno, it tells me who she is, it’s campy, it’s on brand. I’ll toot it.
B: I’m gonna boot it I’m afraid. It’s for the same reasons as Futura, but I did consider tooting it. I just wanna see the girls at their best on their entrances and I get it with the IV bags but, no, bitch, no! But who am I to judge with my failed attempt?
C: Oh god, next up is a bitch we gotta get used to seeing, it’s Marianna!
B: Now this is what. I. Wanna. See. I don’t know if it’s because I’m tired of swimsuits and basic outfits, but this is really pretty and I’ve not seen much from Marianna so I wasn’t expecting this come out. I actually really like this look. Toot.
C: I don’t know, this feels so… recycled. Knowing Marianna’s aesthetic now, knowing she likes to play with Eastern influences, dark horror, yanno, kinda Junji Ito sometimes, and then you see a rehash of Katya’s UNHHhh look, it’s just disappointing, especially since she is walking in as a Russian queen with that Katya label already stuck on. I wish, if she was gonna do the Katya reference, it had been tongue-in-cheek, a little jab to it all. Plus, I don’t know why, but this dress feels heavy on her, like dowdy? I’m booting it.
B: Here is the winner, Bianca Bibancos!
C: OOF. This was a look, wasn’t it. I mean, it’s bold alright, god, okay. So she’s in all white, with a white translucent dress, so that whole area is just white on white, not sure why, then she has neon blobs all over the place, because she’s a neon monster demon? I guess? Then we have the HENNY fan. Was she trying to be an iconic mess with this look. I don’t like it. This is a boot for me.
B: Again, I’m not sure if it’s because of the others being painstakingly basic, but my God, it’s stunning! Ugh, the Neon Demon, I stan. Really when she’s pulling looks like this already against her sisters, is it a surprise she won?
C: Next up, is the Miss Bitch of all seasons, Angelique!
B: She’s going to take this personally, but it’s a piece of fabric. If I was watching this as it happened I wouldn’t be excited for her return, come back with a bang, bitch! Boot!
C: I mean, it’s a bodysuit. It’s not exactly inventive is it? I mean, back then, Angie was also about being a big body bitch, so I love that, but it’s just a little… simple? I like the red hair, but it’s a boot.
B: Is it a cheetah, is it a boy? No, it’s the awful hybrid known as Carol Anna Blue Jennings!
C: Yeah, I’m gonna go ahead and boot this. It’s just… boy. Like, it’s not drag, it’s like a bad Skin Wars costume, it’s literally the king to Panthera’s fur queen look. I don’t like it. BOOT.
B: I just have no words for this. It’s a fat boot.
C: Next up, ooh you in danger girl, it’s Miss Natalie Dangers!
B: I couldn’t decide whether this was a boot or a toot. It’s basic and unexciting, a la Tatianna‘s latex runway, so I’m gonna boot it. But I still stan you to the moon and back, please come back for All Stars 2!
C: This is sexy and cool, I don’t think it’s incredible, but like you say, it’s very Tatianna, plus she’s not gonna get any toots from this point on so I’ll toot it! But it’s kinda basic, but her aEstHEtiC OmG!!!!! XD
B: Ooh lala la lala la, next we have Mademoiselle!
C: I like this look, it’s super cute and campy, I love the whole French maiden vibe, that bubble pattern on the dress is unique, it’s funny, it adds some style to this look. I think this definitely sells us this french fancy character so TOOT.
B: Now my name doesn’t end in Antoinette for no reason. The French references - ugh, I’m living, honey! While the gown with a sunhat and picnic basket is an odd choice it’s still a phenomenal look, toot, bitch!
C: And finally, we have Annie Depressant!
B: Not a lot to say about this look, other than it’s cute and freaking AND NOT ANOTHER SWIMSUIT, so for that, Annie Depressant, you get a toot!
C: Oh this was one of the better ones for me. I like the housewife vibe mixed with the weed details, it’s lowkey kinda done, but this was Season 2 so this was like one of the first, but like Annie has said, this look was made literally just so she could smoke in the werkroom, and for the nerve of that, issa toot.
B: And our top toots of the week are…
C: I’m giving mine to Anuchin Bloom! We love a genderfuck Gimli here and we love you, mama!
B: And for me: Bianca Bibancos! Your JPop star meets Neon Demon left me starving for an exorcism from BABYMETAL!
C: TREND ALERT!
B: Bodysuits, swimsuits, catsuits, too many fucking bodysuits!
C: I hope they step it up from here, otherwise… Good luck, Charlie!
Submitted September 06, 2018 at 12:14AM by Niminara https://ift.tt/2Coazcz
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