"How I Learned to Love Myself": A Hypnosis Guide for Hunting Shapeshifters
Leave some of your happiness behind!
Arcane Scroll Debugger
Useless creature! Find me some useful subjects!
Oh hush! Don't be such a crybaby. It was only one of your legs.
You're about to regret this for the rest of your life - both seconds of it!
Has anyone seen my patience? looks around Huh. Guess I lost it.
Here! Have a hundred thousand volts of shut the fuck up !
Give me a hand! Hahah. Stop running, I want the other one!
Burning Crotch: How to Deal with Fire Elementals
Wet Pockets: How to Deal with Water Elementals
Rock Solid: How to Deal with Earth Elementals
Hard Blow: How to Deal with Air Elementals
Be yourself, so everyone knows who to avoid
101 Ways to use Mage Hand
The Swordmaster's Sheath
Ten Foot Pole, Fifty Feet of Rope and Five Candles, an erotic novel
Alpha Bitch
I Knew It!
You Are Not Alone!
I. do. not. have. a human fetish!
Sufficiently Advanced Intellect
Riddle Me This!
Knock 'em dead!
I Haven’t Been There, I’ve Read About It
Im no canibal!! The correct term is Humanitarian.
This is my side, you stay on your side!
Innocently Insensitive
Agree To Disagree
All According To Plan
All Natural Snake Oil
Almost Lethal Weapons
Almighty Idiot
Amazing Freaking Grace
A Match Made in Stockholm
And Another Thing...
Antagonistic Abilities
Apparently Powerless Puppetmaster
Armed Altruism
As The Good Book Says
We're not retreating, we're advancing in a different direction!
uh...uh…A Wizard Did It!
Banging For Help
Because I Said So
Belligerent Sexual Tension
My Hovercraft Is Full of Eels.
Well, over-the-top
He Who Fights Monsters
I Regret Nothing
Weak, but Skilled
This Looks Like a Job for Aquaman!
Captain Oblivious
Talk to the Fist
Just Between You and Me
Monologing Macgyver
The Slightly Less Great Oracle
THE VERY BEST! like no one ever was…
More Hero Than Thou
A promise is a promise.
OSHA non-compliant Alchemist
There is no crying in the Occult!
Bulletproof Human Shield
Exactly What I Aimed At
Its a Trap! no the other kind
just a random mortal from another plane
Evil Is Not a Toy!
Dangerous Forbidden Technique of Doom: Dark Art of the Vengeful Draconic Bullshit!
Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass
Worthy Opponent
Manly Man-Tears Of Manliness
Audible Sharpness
I Have the High Ground!
Martial Arts for Mundane Purposes
Nonchalant Dodge
Warrior Therapist
Honor Before Reason
Audible Sharpness
Reality Is Unrealistic
Boom, Headshot!
Just a Flesh Wound
Didn't Need Those Anyway!
Cover-Blowing Reflexes
Too Dumb to Fool
Devil in Plain Sight
Through the Eyes of Madness
Face of a Thug
Frozen Face
Feel No Pain
Good Cop/Bad Cop
Gentle Giant
Face of an Angel, Mind of a Demon
Armor-Piercing Question
In a Single Bound
You shall be my next stepping stone
Pocket Sand
Omnicidal Maniac
Minion Master
Glass Cannon
Willfully Weak Calamity
They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!
I'm walking here! I'm walking here!
Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!
Nobody's perfect
You ain't heard nothin' yet!
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
I don't want to survive. I want to live.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
It's alive! It's alive!
Go ahead, make my day.
You is kind. You is smart. You is important.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!
Hasta la vista, baby.
I'm having an old friend for dinner.
If you build it, he will come.
Just keep swimming.
Shaken, not stirred.
What we've got here is a failure to communicate
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
I'm not going to take this anymore!
Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?
Say hello to my little friend!
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me, aren't you?
Yippie-ki-yay, motherf—er!
You can't handle the truth!
I'll be back.
I see dead people.
This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
I'll have what she's having.
You talkin' to me?
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Eh, what's up, doc?
I know this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law!
That's all I can stands, cuz I can't stands n'more!
I ain't no tailor, but I know what suits me.
Maybe if i stare at this piece of paper long enough, people will think I can read!
Ridicule is the burden of genius.
Me fail English? That's unpossible.
Desperate times call for desperate desperateness.
First rule of leadership: Everything is your fault.
Ah! What a fine day for murder!
The public is in danger!
PRESENTATION!
Let me help! Let me help! I can help! I can help!
Feed me, if you dare.
I'm only an elected official here, I can't make decisions by myself!
Morons! I'm surrounded by morons.
Puberty. Yeah, I'm having lots and lots of puberty.
How to Offend Women in Five Syllables or Less.
Thinker of Deep Thoughts
Chief Visionary
Brand Warrior
Artistic Ninja
The Voice of Reason
Director of Astonishment
Warlord of Ingenuity
Social Media Sorcerer
Ink Magician
Director of First Impressions
Bride Kidnapping Cultist
Rasputin Impersonator
Suspicious Fisherman
Go the F**k to Sleep
The Zen of Farting
How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children, a practical guide
It's frickin' HUGE.
Human Pack Mule
Walk Into Mordor
You Shall Not Pass
Improbable Weapon User
Just Eat Him
ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' aliiive....
Out of Focus
From Bad to Worse
Mysterious Hand Wave
Epileptic Nature Sorcery
Mr. Sandman
His madness keeps him sane.
Harem-Powered Ritualism
Speak of the Devil
Walking Wasteland
The Rain Man
Sufficiently Analyzed Magic
Inertia Is a Cruel Mistress
Magical Barefooter
Magical Seventh Son
No Plans, No Prototype, No Backup
Our Souls Are Different
Fire and Brimstone
Evil Only Has to Win Once.
world speed record for the nonchalant walk.
NO-ONE GETS PARDONED FOR LIVING.
Yes, point taken, but do you have any particular skills?
It could burn your head clean off.
In tones of low menace.
DROP THE SCYTHE, AND TURN AROUND SLOWLY.
spirit medium, verging on small.
We're philosophers. We think, therefore we am.
There's very good eating on one of these, you know.
Not a man to mince words. People, yes. But not words.
Go ahead, bake my quiche
Today Is A Good Day For Someone Else To Die!
Chapter One, Elementary Necromancy; Lesson One: Correct Use of Shovel…
A good plan isn't one where someone wins, it's where nobody thinks they've lost.
There is an art to flying, it lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Didn’t know whether to Laugh or Cry
As Steady as Mount Tai
In time it takes an Incense Stick to burn
Crushing Dry Weeds and Smashing Rotten Wood
Chop Nails and Sever Iron
If Gods block, kill the Gods; if Buddhas block, kill the Buddhas
To not know the Immensity of Heaven and Earth
Hiding the Sky and Covering the Earth
To Suck in a Breath of Cold Air
To Pick the Flowers and Trample the Grass
Shatter the Void
As Easy as Turning over a Hand
Floating Clouds and Flowing Water
A Mountain of Blades and a Sea of Fire
Move Mountains and Drain Seas
Three Heads, Six Arms
To Bare Fangs and Brandish Claws
Pass like Thunder and Move like the Wind
Looting a Burning House
Throwing Stones down a Well
Cannot Live Under the Same Sky as You
A Mantis trying to stop a Chariot
A Dragon among Men
If you ride a Tiger, it’s hard to get off
A Crane in a Flock of Chickens
Courting Death
Heretic Entrepreneur
The End is Near - And it Tastes Like Chicken
Poke monster, Run screaming
I Am Not in Denial!
True Friends abandon their posts for each other.
Who the Hell is That?
Can’t we just talk this through?
Aberrant Husbandry
It Followed Me Home; Can We Keep It?
Blackmail is Such an Ugly Word
Trickster Blood Mage
That Old, Familiar Feeling
You frightened me. - Do it again!
He looks so sweet. Looks just like a little entree.
The spirit is a very difficult thing to kill, Even with an Axe!
I'll clean my room. In exchange for your immortal soul.
The Missionary Position, Who wants to join the Cult of Grzirt ?
Beast Master
Hold On Tight!
Morbid Curiosity
Agile as a cat... but twice as curious.
Them's pretty words an' all but I just keep hearin' you wanna fight.
I'm the best prepared because I am usually the one left holding the bag.
But of course, I'm French!
The One Who Lived.
Too smart for his own good.
I Picked This Up Earlier. I Thought It Might Come In Handy
Bigger Than I Thought
That Girl's Gonna Get Me Killed
How Can I Resist?
It Moves? I Can Drive That.
Anything For the Scoop
Eyes of Infinite Midnight Blackness
Lightning Rod
Mountain of a Man
Nothing Ever Goes As Planned
Things Are Not What They Seem
Aren't You Somebody's Cousin's Nephew?
There Was That One Time In...
No But I Can Fake It
Always Surviving, Never Living
Puppet Strings Have Two Ends
My Family is More Precious Than Gold
It's Not Paranoia IF...
EVERYTHING Talks to Me
It's All in the Reflexes
Insults are an art form.
Don't you think you've got a bit of a saving people thing?
I love it when someone insults me. That means I don't have to be nice anymore.
Legs Up to Here
Screw physics, I'm Pinkie Pie!
Proper debauchery is hard work, and hard work is it's own reward.
That's all right sir, I have a cunning plan
A most immodest talent
I can please everyone, all of the time.
Heh, I just had a really cool idea.
The Wings of Hermes: Best. Souvenir. Evar!
"A Wall is Just a Door That Doesn't Know It"
"Everythings better with rockets!"
"I just happen to be walking by...."
"Friends in need can always find me and I them"
The Secret Service's Secret Servant
Trail of Destruction
Holds His Grudges With an Iron Fist
Profit of the White Court
Enough... Is Never Enough
Greed is Eternal
The Way of Profit
War is Good Business
Peace is Good Business
Every Man Has His Price
Wolf-Brother in Arms
The Monster Within
Two Halflings in a Long Coat
Kleptomaniac shop owner
Wizard with a Needle
"Lose" is a Stupid Rule
I have many knives
I've Never Had Friends Before
A Fool and His Money Are My Stock in Trade
If BS Fails, Sprinting Works Fine
"This conversation is over."
"Get in the Van!"
Covert Biologist
"Don't worry, it's supposed to look like that"
Not a born leader
"Wire, pliers and duct-tape!"
My Father is a Lawful Evil Tyrant
My Crazy Grandmother’s Apprentice
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