XPWEW The Devil’s Playhouse PPV June 30th, 2019 San Juan 🇵🇷 Puerto Rico
Tonight on commentary we have Joey Styles, Kandi Khaos & Troy Clausen
M1: Farewell Tour for Liger Mask vs Mustache Jushin “Thunder” Liger vs Chris Johnson
Great opening match Johnson sweeps the leg early and takes the momentum quickly Plenty of standoffs Liger reverses the Bulls on parade into a hurracanranna outside the ring Johnson suplexes Them inside the ring and makes for a sloppy spot
Winner: Jushin “Thunder” Liger Liger along with “The Barber” not to be confused with Brutus The Barber. Liger starts yanking the strands of hair and cutting them off with scissors! The Barber starts reacting 💈 No your suppose to cut of his mustache! Liger continues to shave CJ’s head! CJ wakes up to find his mustache still in tact and walks away happily only to see a reflection in the barber’s mirror to find he was shaved bald on his head! Great comedy spot to kick off the night
M2: Exhibition Match Curt “Champagne” Clausen vs Willy LoseAgain A very staged match with very soft spots Test of strength Funny Irish whip by Willy Loseagain Eats a soft clothesline Curt does the “cocky pin” 1-2-3 Troy Clausen storms the ring! Happily after putting his son and daughter over on commentary Winner: Champagne Clausen “My son is now 1-0! Hahahahahaha”
In ring segment: XPWEW Tag Champs Lexoni & Ruckus run down 3M3, injured Dennis McGraw of 1776, TakaNaka being old. They’ve done everything they can when it comes to Tag teams in this company!
nZo & CazXL “Free Agency” formerly known as Vinny Testaverde & Rondo Ruddick are back!
Testaverde cuts a promo on Ruckus and Lexoni and how they are the hottest free agents in the tag team industry today! Vinny comedically runs down Siaka’s big forehead and Ruckus being a midget! Challenges them at All or Nothing to a Tag team titles match! Lexoni and Ruckus accept!
Backstage Interview with Nick Simmonds w/ Masato Tanaka who answers confidently that tonight you can teach an old dog new tricks and he plans on winning the Playhouse match tonight! Golden Bryce walks by the hallway and Tanaka gifts him a boat of confidence and Bryce thanks Tanaka for being a mentor for him thus far in his career
M4: Puerto Rico Street Fight Golden Bryce vs Brodie Croyle
Brutal brawl across the arena Croyle and Bryce both throw each other thru the glass stained church windows at the stage setup Brawling in the crowd as Croyle swings a steel chain around like King Kong and almost strikes a fan standing in the way Bryce hits the 3 Rings spear in the ring when Croyle jumps off the ropes in mid air for the 1-2-3 MATCH OF THE NIGHT! Winner: Golden Bryce
M5: Champion vs Champion XPWEW No Limits Championship XPWEW Jr. Heavyweight Championship All Man (c) vs Based Fabian (c)
Great back and forth All Man heeled it up for the crowd alot but got a little too confident Based Fabian hits the standing C4 onto both titles All Man tried to hit Fabian with earlier in the match for the 1-2-3 Winner: Based Fabian
M6: Boxing Match GG vs GT w/ Will Olaffub The match was a sanctioned boxing match but after 1 round of GG successfully ducking GT’s big rights and lefts GT gets frustrated and attacks him anyway with bare fists The bell rings and by DQ Winner: GG GT hits a somoan drop onto the commentary table after the decision of the match is announced (Amy Lee The girlfriend of GG comes down holding his hand trying to find a pulse after the onslaught) GG is stretched off
Backstage: Shane The Real McCoy still in arm slings from Audrey’s attack on him back in April seems odd he still has them makes announcement that due to Jocelyn Washington’s in appropriate relationship with talent “Golden Bryce” she has been suspended for 30 days without pay and a new GM has been made in her place. Romeo Roselli Romeo says he’s going to be more fair and impartial than his previous GM counterpart and he’ll prove it calling the next match; the women’s title match right down the middle
M7: XPWEW Women’s Championship First Blood Rosemary vs Priscilla Kelly (c) Special Guest Referee: Romeo Roselli
Rosemary uses her voodoo spell book over and over the head of Priscilla in efforts for blood Priscilla stays resistant in the matchup countering many attacks and keeping Rosemary grounded with submissions Rosemary gains back the match until Priscilla hits her Abortion Moonsault into a pin forgetting pins won’t retain her title Priscilla grabs Rosemary’s face and bites her forehead and blood has been struck Winner: and still women’s champion Priscilla Kelly
Rosemary throws a fit in the ring ripping out pages from her book and screaming incoherently
Backstage: Dragon Kid has Ms. Ryu translate he wants to start a Tag team with Leonard McGraw. McGraw looks confused they’d even ask him such a thing and declines. Dragon Kid looks sad and leaves McGraw a black bag; McGraw reveals it to be a Dragon Kid replica mask and it’s USA themed. It fits perfect and he says hold on. I’m in. But are team has to be....America’s Team....Dragon Kid and Ms. Ryu happily accept! Leonard hugs them both bringing them in “It’s gonna be fun”
M8: XPWEW World Heavyweight Title The Devil’s Playhouse Match Jacques Dudley vs Eddie Edwards vs Masato Tanaka vs Jake Awesome vs Slayer vs Joe Gacy
Match starts with Edwards & Jacques Enters Tanaka Tanaka and Jacques Double Team Edwards Enters Awesome Awesome joins the triple team on Edwards Enters Slayer Slayer goes straight for Awesome Edwards submits Jaques Dudley Enters Joe Gacy Gacy hits his finisher “Chokeplex” on Slayer 3 consecutive times and eliminates Slayer Gacy sprays yellow mist on Edwards Awesome eliminates Gacy after an awesome bomb on the flaming table allah Mr. Pogo tribute Tanaka starts a chair war with Edwards then bashes Awesome Tanaka almost eliminates Awesome in a close 2 count Tanaka hits the dragon bomb on Edwards that he counters and rolls up Tanaka for the 1-2-3 elimination Final 2 Edwards vs Awesome Back and forth they use the cage structure to their advantage. Edwards hits diving headbutt Edwards has Awesome in the crossface for a while but somehow Awesome comes back to life to pick Edwards up while inside the crossface and drop him Will Olaffub comes down and is somehow skinny enough to squeeze inside the Devil’s Playhouse Edwards starts to dominate Awesome Olaffub sizes up awesome with a steel chair, Awesome ducks and it nails Edwards right in the head Awesome laughs at the circumstance and Ollafub seemingly pisses his pants stares at Awesome like a deer in headlights Awesome grabs Ollafub Crowd pops for the awesome bomb and as he lifts him up awesome hits the bomb on Edwards and pins both Edwards and Olaffub 1-2-3 Awesome wins! Winner: Jake Awesome still XPWEW World champ
The next match starts quickly they can’t even get Edwards and Ollafub out of the ring
Entrance: Regina arrives in the ClausenMobile driven by the whistle blowing Bill Alfonso
Audrey then enters
M9: The Devil’s Playhouse Match 1 on 1 Audrey Carbine vs Regina Clausen w/ Bill Alfonso
Regina actually impresses in the ring I think many thought she’d be more cowardly She keeps the stomps in the corner on Carbine Carbine Irish whips Regina into the cage then raking her face against the steel Carbine goes for the art of Ballistics submission and Regina somehow wiggles out to counter Roll up unsuccessfully Troy Clausen is so proud on commentary “Audrey choked at Lockdown she can’t win big match situations” Audrey multiple German suplexes Regina counters the final German and gets Audrey trapped in a sleeper hold and Audrey just levels up out of nowhere drops her on her back Regina is in trouble, Audrey hooks the leg for a Boston crab Regina counters out grabs Audrey in an armband and Audrey is in trouble now Audrey Spears Regina off the apron they crash into the Devil’s Playhouse cage Regina thin enough wiggles and climbs to the top of the cage Audrey follows up Champagne Clausen and Bill Alfonso set up about 6 tables down below 2 stacked 2 stacked 2 stacked Regina and Audrey trade yay/boo punches Until Regina kicks Audrey off the cage thru the middle of the stacked 6 tables Audrey crashes off the cage biggest pop of the nights Regina climbs down in a hurry 1-2-3 Winner: Regina Clausen!
Jake Awesome, Golden Bryce and EMT’s come down and look at Audrey to see if she’s ok
Troy Clausen and Curt Champagne clausen hoist her up with Bill Alfonso and Willy Loseagain and the shows ends
Submitted July 01, 2019 at 05:01AM by JescoWhiteLightning https://ift.tt/2XzUnP1
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