I bet you don't drink soy lattes. You seem like a real man. Drink it black with a pinch of gunpowder and then do some deadlifts before you start you shift in the oil fields at 5AM. A real man and patriot, that's you for sure. Lifting shit, having a haircut that's not all faggy, never letting a woman drive your truck. You've got strong opinions and won't back down from a fight. A real American with a real American haircut unlike those queerbait, social elite, coastal milenials that can't even fucking change a tire or they'll break a nail. Doing art walks and learning javascript. That shit won't help you when the shit hits the fan. Good ol boy eating carburetors and pissing ball bearings. Cookin' steaks with a bud light in one hand and a titty in the other. God bless how right you are. Never once even thought about having a god damned macchiato. Black coffee, smith and wesson. Bushmaster and a 3 egg omelette. No fuckin' crying that's for fuckin' sure.
Just win. Get pussy. Fuck healthcare and anyone that doesn't love Jesus, too. Little bitches.
Submitted July 26, 2018 at 05:27AM by laidshade https://ift.tt/2v2DBrq
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