I love my body

I love my body. It's long, lean, strong, and has great proportions. I've always loved it, really. It's the kind of body every man wants and every women wishes they had but this is mine and it is perfect to me. I look at my body and other bodies and I can't help but feel a sense of pride to have the one I do.

But I'll tell you a secret: Perfection, once achieved, can be boring. Where do you go from perfection? Novelty! Can you twist perfection into something eye-catching or even shocking? I want to find out, I want my body to be different.

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I'll start with how my body interacts with the world. I take a scalpel to the first knuckle on my left pinkie finger. With a few quick swipes back and forth the perfectly manicured nail falls away with the fingertip attached. I didn't feel a thing!

I laugh and dream about how the world will react when they see my new body.

I take the knife on a full tour of my flesh. My ears cut asymmetrically to thin points. My nose removed entirely. Long slits along my torso and arms drip red as my body becomes an art piece.

Eight hours later my body is unrecognizable. Muscle and bone are visible in parts, the floor is stained in blood. My body is a new version of perfect, one that people will talk about days and weeks after they had seen it. Admiring my handiwork i grin. I am an artist. I load my body into the back of my truck and drive toward the city. It's a big night.

Submitted October 16, 2019 at 12:08AM by stupidrobots https://ift.tt/2ORV4OI